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Grundle Tar

A thick, sticky, dark brown substance with putrid ripe stench oftentimes found within the area between a person's asshole and genitals.
Holy fuck, what smells like a decaying corpus?" "Off courrsee it's the Grundle Tar stuck to Horvach's gooch!!!
by D. P. Dot Dirtbag October 3, 2010
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Grundle grin

Similar technique to the dirty Sanchez with the difference being where the lint, cheese, and or sweat is scraped from ones grundle area and smeared under the nose or across the mouth of an unsuspecting individual to simulate a mustache or grin of grundle goo.
After a laborious day at work, upon arrival at the divorce lawyers, I greeted my ex wife with a sour grundle grin.
by Basismskister June 28, 2014
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grundle stiltskin

The art of putting on stilts and tea bagging another person.
My girlfriend was laying in bed because her head was spinning from the vodka she drank so I had to have her stand up to give her the grundle stiltskin she would never forget.
by Forge69 January 18, 2009
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Thunder Grundle

During a fart, when air is compressed between the grundle and a hard surface- the air erupts to the nearest exit, usually out the front of the crotch. It is thunderous, not just for the thunderous noise it makes, but also because of the unsettling direction of the blow.
I had a serious thunder grundle in math class, i think i sprained my taint.
by ceegee2 January 23, 2013
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grundle punt

That scumbag wouldn't give me my money, but after a good hard grundle punt, he found it.
by Gicky September 4, 2007
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Grundle Schnacks

Oral stimulation of the grundle.
The lovers gave eachother grundle schnacks because they were bored of the missionary position.
by Jimmy Dean May 16, 2004
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grundle thunder

When someone is rubbing your grundle or sack area intensly, and you chafe to the point of bleeding and then you let out very thunderous bloody shart onto your partners face.
Peter got major grundle thunder from brandi last night, he came home bloody and smelling of shart
by Peter Boardman October 8, 2005
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