gweezy

Gentry fellow, usually hefty setting, broad shoulders, bearded, with a nicely sized talley whacker. Life of the party, when he's not to lazy to attend.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the size of Gweezy's ding-a-ling?

Person 2: Meh, semi impressed.

Person 2s GF: *moist

by TheRealGweezy December 21, 2016

greedy phucker

Person who is willing to sell out a hommie's freindship to earn a couple hundred bucks from the Black Widow

Man, I thought Stich Stevens was a bro for life, till he sold out the hommies just to get a couple hundred bucks from the Black Widow paid under the table.

by asian glow December 18, 2002

greedyme

Networking site like facebook, except you specify items that you want and then your friends can buy them for you.

I've got an 40GB iPod on my GreedyMe list so buy it for me!

by samuel_sanderson October 26, 2005

Greedy Lawnmoor

Whilst shaving your pubic area if you cut yourself the razor or scissors is like a greedy lawnmoor

boy that razor was like a greedy lawnmoor

by Alex Ho bo April 21, 2008

Greedy MacGregor

A person who is very greedy, mostly used for soccer. When a person keeps the ball for themself or never passes and always shoots.

Kyle takes the ball all the way down the field, shoots and is blocked. Alas! If only he had passes they might have scored.

Kyle- "Can't believe I missed that!"

Nick- "I can, Greedy MacGregor!!"

by holly15 July 17, 2009

Greez Mode

The state of a person who has a greezing state of mind. Greez mode can be when someone is consuming large amounts of tasty food or beasting in a sport/game.

Bill: Are you ready to eat dinner?
Henry: Ya, I'm in greez mode.

by Dranard May 6, 2011

Greedy Dental Whore

The unappreciative female dentist who takes all the free shit sent to the office for the staff.

That greedy dental whore took all seven beach bags sent from the ortho office!

by The Staff December 16, 2012