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Grunch

Grunch(verb) The act of self fistation, Fisting yourself in the Anal cavity.
"Get your grunch on" - the act of a hearty night of "tearing yourself a new one" *may result in bleeding
by The real Tyler James October 16, 2008
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Grinching

A form of terrorism in which a person steals presents from beneath their neighbor's Christmas tree in order to strike fear and death into the hearts of us Capitlists by restricting our material possessons.
American: "No, don't go grinching, I'll die without that 5,000 dollar TV"

Grinch" "I don't care!"
by Logaliciousness December 27, 2011
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grinchfoot

Good weed. Like a rabbit's foot is lucky, a grinch's foot will leave you looking like you're a dick who would steal everything from under one's tree.
Dude, Dimes had some grinchfoot that made me forget she was fine like the Queen of England.
by JWallington September 22, 2009
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grunch

the smell that is left over after kevin patel takes a large dump in your house that you can smell from the opposite side of the house
i couldn't enter my house because of the horrible grunch smell
by kevin patel January 10, 2004
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grance

Basically, grinding and dancing. This is done a lot at high school dances, such as homecoming. It's very fun. :D
I granced with him all night long!
Me and my friends formed a grance chain at homecoming.
by macbeast! October 11, 2009
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Grinching

When your male partner is angry with you and hate fucks you wearing a green condom on Christmas, followed by his own self loathing.
My girl had me in a bad mood last night , so I gave her a grinching.

I Grinched her good.
by eastcoastlifestyle April 22, 2018
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grinch sauce

Usually referring to marijuana residue; when removed from a marijuana smoking apparatus and collected in large amounts, usually to be smoked or put on toast.
Person 1: "Bummer dude, it's 4:20 and we're all out of weed!"

Person 2: "It's alright dude, we'll just hit the grinch sauce."
by Jack Shirlac September 3, 2009
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