Gomersexual

A person who becomes arroused by their own image.

I looked at myself in the mirror, pitched a tent, and became a gomersexual.

by KaptinKrunch August 13, 2004

movie goer

Two women who go to the movies together on a regular basis. They may be mistaken for two lonely lesbians, but in actuality they enjoy bickering over who pays for tickets and buys popcorn. They may snuggle in the back row, but no one knows.

Candida and Tracy enjoy going to chick flicks while people stop and stare at the normal movie goers.

by brevinlova1 December 20, 2009

goerlach

an herb smoking booze chugger; friends with the red baron and caveman

You party animal, you are quite the goerlach.

by mg March 10, 2004

goner boner

Read as goh-ner boh-ner, gah-ner bah-ner or really any way it rhymes, it's an erection on the other side of the penis hardness curve. Usually happens in the worst of moments, and the sometimes sudden limpness can be caused by nervousness, temperature changes, alcohol consumption, vigorous foreplay, age, or the sudden realization of who your partner is.

Medical term is limpus dickus.

He said "Let's do it, waste not a boner", but by the time we got there it was a goner boner.

by Octogenerarian April 22, 2018

goergia

misspelt way of spelling georgia

' I LOVE GOERGIA' she typed quickly.
Response to her text 'Whose Goergia'?

by youwishyouwereme1016 May 19, 2018

Goopert

Someone that thinks there an expert because they looked it up with google.

What a goopert.

by Bigdawg47 January 23, 2020

Michael Goppert

A silly little jew that enjoys shitty BTEC games such as Warframe and Islands of Nyne. You never really know whats coming next with this sneaky little devil, and you don't really care to know. Hes a big hand full to cut it short.

"Sandras boyfriend is a complete knob that likes those shitty valve games, and pestering people?!? What a Michael Goppert."

by HexyBoii July 28, 2018