global

a little shit who lost 0-5 to calgary and said "im boutta fry calgary" well get fucked
bro your kinda acting like a global rn
by zaperzy December 16, 2022
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G.A.B. (Global Ass Bitch)

A mentally, financially, and sexually liberated woman, femme, or non-binary person who travels the world and lives their life to the fullest. They are truly a being of the world, indulging in and most importantly respecting all cultures, peoples, and places when visiting.
A G.A.B. (Global Ass Bitch) catches flights over feelings, period.

A true G.A.B. (Global Ass Bitch) respects the people and culture they visit and don't mind learning the language and customs.

Tanya has multiple contacts around the globe, she is truly a G.A.B. (Global Ass Bitch).
by _gingembre_ October 13, 2020
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Global Weirding

Erratic weather caused by global warming and climate change.
Without notice Global Weirding occured, Texas went from an early beautiful spring day to below freezing temperatures unsteadily.
by Creativelingo February 21, 2021
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Global gossips

A group of obsessed men who want to be Internet Dolls. They can’t spell and are so desperate to be cool. Nobody knows them.
We’re like global gossips, we need to fix that.
by KJJJJJJJ October 09, 2021
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noun

A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.
After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.
by lucky-cat-generator February 12, 2025
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Global Village Idiot

A “Global Village Idiot” is a flat Earther who constantly unwittingly proves the Earth is a globe, whilst trying to prove it’s flat!

Years ago, village idiots would be tolerated by the villagers as a harmless local laughing stock. Nowadays, the internet has exposed the modern day village idiots, known as flat Earthers, to a global audience, hence the term “Global Village Idiot”!
CC is one of the most hilarious flat Earthers on YouTube! He’s the very definition of a Global Village Idiot”!
by Terrysuki September 22, 2023
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Global Can't Read

If a gacha game has a cn/jp version that is ahead from the global version it will have a "global/EN can't read" moment

It is said in communities especially in Arknights and it basically means that a global player misunderstands or misread the content in the cn/jp version and makes a drama out of it or when it comes out in the global version, players will not read it and may suffer the consequences.
Ishar-mla: Have you heard of another new permanent game mode in the cn version? Someone translated it and it is gonna be is3 with the is2 gamemode

Calcite: So they're replacing the permanent game mode called is2? Creator of this game is a dumbass because is2 is the best thing to come out. Let's stop playing is2 since it'll be replaced later

Kevin: "Global can't read" moment
Destreza: but both of them is permanent...
by ChalterIsBalans October 15, 2022
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