Higher than a Giraffe Dick 

when someone is so high they can't even think straight

dang bro you hit the blunt 20 times you're gonna be higher than a giraffe dick

Higher than a Giraffe Dick by imrealugly14 December 20, 2016

Cooler than a giraffe’s tail 

A phrase common in Southern California, started by the younger generation. Often used to express great fondness of an object, person, etc.

Person 1: Look at that surfboard over there dude
Person 2: That’s cooler than a giraffe’s tail!
Person 1: I know right?!

Cooler than a giraffe’s tail by TaeTaeBear_Bts March 9, 2021

Jeffery the Giraffe 

The god that is the mascot of Toys"R"Us. Sadly, he isn't seen as much since Toys"R"Us went out of business. He is still active on Twitter, however.

Jeffery the Giraffe is the mascot of Toys"R"Us and is literally a god.

Jeffery the Giraffe by Letmewhipyourforheadplease March 17, 2021

Block Island Giraffe

When your chick is so tall that she has to open the hatch on your boat to stick her head out to ride your shaft.

I had this chick in my ocean yacht the other night that was so tall she had to do the Block Island Giraffe on me. People walking by on the dock were watching in disbelief as she rode up and down on my long shaft with her head above deck.

Also known as the ocean yacht trot.

Block Island Giraffe by Skinner M September 4, 2021

daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffe 

Daniel Seavey is a blue-eyed giraffe. 1/5 of the band Why Don't We. He's a giraffe, loves apple juice, made the apple juice song, a sexy snack, tall, loves vans, and his full name is Daniel James Seavey.

me: I met daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffe on the 8 letters tour
friend: omg ur so lucky!!
me: and he gave me a hug!
friend: now that's unfair! i wanted to come!

daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffe by Coco Seavey February 20, 2021

yes, giraffe 

a sarcastic remark to be used as an insult when u having nothing else to say
ex.

u can also use it as a non-sequential response to any and every question asked

a: FUCK U
B: yes, giraffe

ex.

Matt: whats the answer to the random complicated math problem onon the board?

Ania: YES GIRAFFE!

yes, giraffe by Ania and Matt October 22, 2004

Oral Giraffe

When a man does a handstand on top of a step stool making him that much taller, and receives a blowjob (Oral Sex) from a man or woman. His butt cheeks will also be massaged and played with.

Oh my god, Kirsten! I can't believe you actually gave him an oral giraffe! You're such a slut!

Lindsey! Give me an oral giraffe, please!

Oral Giraffe by kirsie-kirs June 7, 2011