In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"
At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"
At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"
by tallman83 November 21, 2010

Daniel Seavey is a blue-eyed giraffe. 1/5 of the band Why Don't We. He's a giraffe, loves apple juice, made the apple juice song, a sexy snack, tall, loves vans, and his full name is Daniel James Seavey.
me: I met daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffe on the 8 letters tour
friend: omg ur so lucky!!
me: and he gave me a hug!
friend: now that's unfair! i wanted to come!
friend: omg ur so lucky!!
me: and he gave me a hug!
friend: now that's unfair! i wanted to come!
by Coco Seavey February 20, 2021

by Koorush November 22, 2021

The best and most superior animals that will ever meet your eye. When you see it your eyes will be amazed by its beauty.
by Jack Jonathan Johnson June 25, 2018

chris says: I just cukked a giraffe!
kayla says: woah, that must've been awkward...
chris says: IT WAS!
kayla says: Why did you cuk it?
chris says: because i wanted to beat maggie at being the master cukker, that's why!
kayla says: woah, that must've been awkward...
chris says: IT WAS!
kayla says: Why did you cuk it?
chris says: because i wanted to beat maggie at being the master cukker, that's why!
by Cukking Cukkers that Cuk often October 18, 2008

by Barthomeal February 28, 2023
