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Gilbert

Damn why does Gilbert look like such a manatee?
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Gilbert

(noun) The name given to one who goes out with friends, but instead of having a good time, he/she texts their girlfriend/boyfriend and leaves before the night gets good.

Instead of owning up to it, one simply states they will have a great time "next time."
"Are you raging tonight"

"Hell yeah"

Two hours later (11:45 PM)

"I'm calling it a night, sorry man"

"Dude, it's not even midnight!!"

"Sorry dude"

"Way to pull a Gilbert!"
by wadsipppp September 26, 2012
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Gildersleeve

The "turtleneck-like" skin that glides loosely on the shaft of a penis. More plentiful on an uncircumcised penises.
"That guy's Gildersleeve was unusually covered with hair."
"Did you see that old woman's neck? It looked like a Gildersleeve."
" That room was as moist as a Gildersleeve on a humid day."
by Banana Blue December 9, 2008
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Nick Gillett

Hmm... how to describe Nick, the sexiest sweetest most amazing guy I have ever met in my entire life. No one is as spectacular as him. Maybe if your lucky you will have the pleasure of getting to know this fabulous man. I know I am the luckiest person ever to just be his friend. :) <3
amazing nick gillett sexii greatest thing to walk this earth
by Beccipoo March 18, 2011
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Gilles

A Gilles is a dark leprochaun and is born with a secret goal, to start a pixie farm. Gilles can often be found hiding in the closets of 10 year old boys, eating the heads off their action figures. If you see a Gilles, pull it's hair. It will snort yellow jelly beans.
"Why are the heads missing off my action figures?" "It must've been a Gilles..."

"I want some yellow jelly beans." "Then go find Gilles!"
by Emmer Demmer May 18, 2010
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Gilbert

Is a person who is amazing at kicking balls over fences. He's a very clingy person and is sometimes very awkward
Omg he's such a Gilbert
by Anonymous192837456 November 27, 2012
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Gilbert, AZ

(n) Pronounced; Gil-bear
Gilbert, AZ is located southeast of Phoenix and is the largest town in the US, because they refuse to take the name of city. On average, Gilbert has a Howie-Rating of 7 out of 8. Depending on the day and amount of women on the streets. Has semi-frenchinese roots and is home to Luis Gonzalez.
I'm goin down to Gilbert, AZ man. How bout you?
by Howie II September 22, 2007
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