German Genitalia

When you stick your penis on the upper lip of a person giving them a Hitler stache

Dude this chick let me give her a german genitalia

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Genital fetishist

The new “monosexual” for unwashed leftists that thinks everyone is attracted to both sexes but are “in denial”. They’re stupid enough to not know what a fetish is, so of course they think everyone is secretly bisexual too.

Guy: I only eat pussy and I don’t suck dick
Tumblr user: HDHDJSN STOP BEING SUCH A GENITAL FETISHIST
Guy: No it’s called being a straight man you crackhead go outside

by butt cracker jack November 18, 2018

genitosis

1.(noun) Bad breath of the genitals. 2. (noun) when one's breath smells like genitals.

You have genitosis you foul bastard.

by Mickey May 30, 2006

Genital Gnomes

euphamism for Herpes, simplexes A through C

Billy said he wouldn't sleep with me this week because he was having a visit from the Genital Gnomes.

by Stefanie A. September 11, 2003

beaver genitals

Alternate name for chapstick. Named because of an ingredient in chapstick which apparently is derived from beaver genitals. No, I swear it is, I have a link somewhere.

D00d, you got any beaver genitals on you?

by lizzi May 20, 2005

genitalies

The organisms that men have in their bodies. They are gorgeous things that float around sometimes they don’t float though… they sink. Down into a long thing, or short. This thing is called the penis.

Person a: WhoA! Did you see that guys genitalies?
Person b: I know! I can’t wait to fuck with those balls tonight

by Christina479 March 10, 2018

genitude

Having an attitude that's pure genius.

by Steamy Willy July 29, 2003