Guestomer

A corporation that refers to its' customers as guests in an attempt to gain false trust with a patron.

Employee: "A customer is looking for a dictionary and ettiquette book, but I'm not sure where they are located in the store."
Manager: "We don't have customers, we have guests."
Employee: "I'm sorry, a guestomer is looking for a....ahh forget it, pretty obvious this store doesn't carry either."

by Dienysus December 23, 2009

Guess What's On My Shoulder?

A game you play with a female of interest to break the ice. It involves walking up behind the girl while she is seated, pulling your peens out and setting it on her shoulder. When she turns around in disgust, you should look at her with total confidence and say "That's right."

Matthew: Dude, I went for it. I went over to Ashley's cubicle and played Guess What's On My Shoulder?

Adam: Super Sweet. Did it work?

Matthew: No, she hit me.

by Woo Yeah Nester November 3, 2010

Guess how much

This is what a women says when she come home from the mall after shopping for three hours and buying many items she does not need and tries to justify it because everything she bought was "on sale".

John: Hi Where were you?
Veronica: At the Mall
John: wow look at all those shopping bags
Veronica: Guess how much

by jrod-knows January 20, 2012

one guess

Giving someone one guess of the answer to a question, commonly an obvious answer.

Rizzo: What's up, Kenick?
Kenickie: One guess.
Rizzo: You got a lot to offer a girl. Kenickie: Yeah, you know it.

by idontevenusethis December 9, 2016

guestastrophe

A catastrophe, usually at a party or similar gathering, caused by or involving someone who was not directly invited. For example, they may have come as someone else's guest (a plus one) or gatecrashed the event.

I didn't even know Ned was coming to my place, but it ended up being a massive guestastrophe

by Mickey Babes September 8, 2010

Grest

Relatable to the word great or amazing. Meaning the same; Great, Extraordinary, Amazing.

Today was such a grest day.

or

Wow! You look so grest today!

by wortman December 13, 2009

amicable gesticulation

a wordy way of saying 'friendly gesture'

I didn't give you the finger. From far away it might have seemed that way, but it was an amicable gesticulation.

by arnie wonder December 9, 2008