dirty gorilla

Prior to receiving slop on your knob, one must shave their pubes with a mach 3 and hold said pubes in hand. After busting an enourmous nut in girls, one must follow this romantic act but throwing said pubes in girls face, similar to the motion where one is throwing darts.

When I was a young boy I enjoyed search for young ladies (like melissa ) who would allow me to give them dirty gorillas on the daily.

by Brett Burnette January 5, 2008

Vanilla gorilla

A huge white dude either muscly or fat and it is a compliment

My cousin Brad is a vanilla gorilla he could tear you a new asshole

by BIGBLACKNIGGABALLSHD69 August 21, 2020

gonic

A lexical blend of the words gin and tonic used to denote the popular drink gin and tonic.

"Could I have a double gonic please?"

by Belou April 14, 2010

gorilla burp

It is a burp that originates in the pit of the stomach. It is usually accompanied by a dry heave. The person might be intoxicated. The burps are loud and scary (sounds like they might die).

She was so drunk that after she threw up she let out multiple gorilla burps. We thought she was going to die.

by Anastasia Alvarez January 3, 2008

Gorik

A Shia Labeouf look-a-like that has amazingly soft (ear) hair and an unbelievably cute laugh. A Gorik typically likes to rock out with blue jeans and an argyle sweater, accompanied by a new pair of blister-giving Vans. This specimen tends to walk every where, never accepting any nice gestures from his girlfriend. Gorik's first originated in Glendale, but as the 16th year came by, they decided to relocate to buttfudge Granada Hills. A Gorik tends to enjoy eating El Tapatio and Apple Cobbler, and is infatuated with dancing toy bears dressed as pumpkins that laugh crazily and chant "Happy Halloween!" Almost every Gorik is daignosed with Crackberry syndrome, a disease which causes one to think they are important when they really are not. Gorik's never like to admit when they are wrong, but in those rare times that they do, they don't give in without a fight. But a Gorik is also loveable at times; he can make you laugh no matter what crappy mood you are in, and his hands are the Master of Tickling. Overall, a Gorik is a pupush human being full of spontaneity and fun, and he is the most amazing boyfriend/best friend anyone can ever ask for. The end.

Girl: "Aww man I'm in such a gloomy mood."
Guy: "Why, what's wrong?"
Girl: "I'm not sure, I think I need to spice up my life."
Guy: "Well, I have a suggestion...Why don't you get yourself a Gorik?"
Girl: "Wow! I never thought of that! Thanks Guy!"
Guy: "Anytime...no really, any time (;"

by Dollfaceeeee November 15, 2009

juice head gorilla

A juicehead gorilla is a hot, jacked, Italian man. Typically from jersey, but possibly the surrounding areas. They should be tan, have a six pac and be able to dance sexy in da club. Total lady killer but sometimes susceptible to gernades. Term used frequently on jersey shore the tv show.

I need a juice head gorilla in my life!

by KennieFromTheBlock May 25, 2017

Supersoaker 3000 Gorilla Grip Coochie

A girl with a mad wet cooch who does her reps ⭕💢⭕💢

Did you do your kegels today? Gotta get that supersoaker 3000 gorilla grip coochie so you can keep it in

by Superduperunicornbear September 8, 2020