Genesis 24:2

Phrase from this book -- "go forth and multiply".
Used to tell bible-punching fundies to F**K OFF.

Fundie: "Matthew 11:5 says...."
Normal Person: "Genesis 24:2 thyself"

(Why do fundies quote only one verse, yet ignore all the others?)

by Magnificent Mutley October 20, 2008

Genesis

If you have a Genesis in your life KEEP HER. A Genesis is an amazing, intelligent girl that can make anyone’s day. She can make you laugh so hard you will run out of breath. She looks mean but is really nice. If you are a bitch to her make sure you have a plan B just in case. She can be Cute but BADASS too. You better not hope you are messing with her friends cause things can get VERY BAD.

Girl- Who is that?
BFF-That’s my BFF Genesis

by yo_boy1223 November 26, 2019

Genshin Impact

a machine with a heavy blade sliding vertically in grooves, used for beheading people.

"Is that the guillotine?" "No its genshin impact"

by ilovegesnihmn November 24, 2021

Good Genes in Good Jeans

A flawless human being that also happens to dress perfectly.

Ryan Gosling is the epitome of good genes in good jeans; he could get it every day and twice on Sunday.

by RCL37 May 26, 2014

average genshin impact enjoyer

A person who has no father and resorts to touch little kids because they played genshin and got confused about 18 years and 8 year old humans.

Look at that fucking loser over there. He's probably an average genshin impact enjoyer.

by looteaston12 December 18, 2022

Genesis Coupe

The car that most people mistake for as a Bentley. Little do they know that it is a non expensive Korean sports car. If you drive down the street with this car, you'll be turning heads and smoking ignorant ricers. Many people will go out of their way just to ask what model and make it is.

Guy 1: Daammnnn, what car is that?
Guy 2: It's a Hyundai Genesis Coupe.
Guy 1: Whaaat, really? I thought Hyundai's were shit.

by ArKane August 25, 2013

Genesis

Probably the most representative Progressive-Art Rock band ever.
Albums like Nursery Cryme, Foxtrot and Selling England By The Pound are absolute masterpieces of 20th century's music.
The only real Genesis is the Mk2 lineup: Peter Gabriel (voice, flute), Steve Hackett (guitar), Mike Rutherford (rithm guitar, 12 strings guitar), Tony Banks (keyboards) and Phil Collins (drums, backing vocals). After Gabriel's and Hackett's departure (respecctively in 1975 and 1977), the band committed the most disgusting musical suicide of all times. Under the influence of Collins, Genesis kept the original name but threw away a decade of good music and intellectual honesty by becoming a ridiculous pop band. People who declare to prefer the Collins-era Genesis are likely to be fucking morons or not interested in good music at all, thus deserving the title of fucking morons anyway.

Gabriel and Hackett then started a fruitful and highly appreciated solo career, while Collins began writing corny, useless love songs.
Banks released some solo works too; nothing interesting or musically relevant, though. Rutherford formed pop rock group "Mike and The Mechanics", a forgettable easy listening hits factory.

If you put a bunch of progressive-rock lovers into a room and asked them to vote for their all-time favorite classic prog group, I suspect that Genesis would win handily. A perfect example of this popularity is the fact that no other group has so strongly influenced the so-called neo-prog bands of the 80s and 90s. When it was time for prog to make a comeback, it was mostly Genesis to which the new young musicians turned. Would there even be a Marillion, Pendragon, IQ, Citizen Cane, Jadis, Magellan, Glass Hammer, Cairo, Crucible, Like Wendy, Flamborough Head, Sylvan, or Metaphor (to name only a few) if there had never been a Genesis? No way!

by Davide March 14, 2005