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gadunkadunk

Ass that requires custom fitting (ie. the special fitting store bought jeans)
What I wouldn't do to pull up to that Ga-Dunka-Dunk and smack that monkey.
by Ga-Dunka-Dunk October 25, 2003
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Gadabout

A GADABOUT is a fop, or dillettante who moves frequently from one social circle to another.
Dude, Nigel Merriweather is in danger of appearing a gadabout if he does not cease his gallivanting post-haste.
by bdecorsey October 20, 2009
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Gadhafi'd

The act of getting an object shoved up your ass. Usually done when the victim is wearing some sort of pants, so it's not to be taken literally, unless it's dealing with sex (see anal).

This term was made famous by Daniel Tosh during an episode of Tosh.0 when he showed a video of Moammar Gadhafi get sodomized by some type of sword.
1. (Tosh sneaks up behind victim and shoves object up victim's ass) You just got Gadhafi'd!

2. Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: Totally Gadhafi'd her, bro.
Guy 3: Nice.
by Freddy18 November 2, 2011
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gadoidle

Yet another word for the male penis. Can be substituted for:
Pennis
Shlong
Tallywacker
Dick
Cock
Pennis the Menace
The Ramburglar
The Giving Tree
Wrinklebeast
Acorn Andy
Johnny Come Early
Third Arm of Justice
The Zipper Ripper
Everybody Loves the Nubbin
Lance Wyoming
Gertrude Frankenstein
Twinkie
The Exxon Valdenis
Tony the Hustler
The Littlest Traffic Cop
Abdullah (the Tent Maker)
Donald Pump
Admiral James T. Cock
President Johnson
Kaptain Kielbasa
Old Drizzly
Federal Love Project
Chief of Staff
Pope John Pole III
Thor's Hammer
King Leer
Schtuppopolis
The Molten Mushroom
The Powerprawn
Scepter of Sordidness
Horseman of the Ahumpalypse
Regurgitator of Rejuvenation
E.T.'s Stinkfinger
Niagara Balls
Meat Maelstrom
Trembling Torpedo
King Ohyeah
Buster McThunderstick
Madeleine Albright
The Viscount of Veins
The New York Post
Winnie the Cock
The Sixth Beatle
The True Cross
The Fleshy Winnebago
The Squinty Blowpop
The Slim Reaper
Jack Kerouwacker
The Naughtiest Cardinal
Master's Pincushion
Ouch, i just got my gadoidle caught in the tiger's mouth

Guy 1 - what'd you do with chrissy last night?
Guy 2 - Let's just say my gadoidle had one hell of a night
by C Troiano March 15, 2006
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Ina Gadda da Vida

In A Gadda Da Vida (drunk for "In the Garden of Eden") is an early heavy metal tune that became a classic solely through its sheer, mind-numbing length and incomprehensability. At the time, this was confused for mysticism.

The lyrics are but a few mere lines of sticky sweet romanticism, totally at odds with constipated metal vocals -- the latter of which were appropriate for the time and genre, the former of which would not be appropriate under any circumstances.

A baseline and accompanying rhythm guitar that was probably funky to white boys back in those days starts the tune. For added zip the organist helps the drummer out jazzcat style.

After singing the first repetition of the lyrics, which, it must be noted, are themselves repetitive, the lead singer improvises a little with a flourished "Please take my hand!" followed by a feeling-the-moment exclamation of "guitar!"

This is of course followed by an organ solo.

What evolves from there can only be described these days as a bad horror movie incidental score, punctuated by a one man drum circle and an interperative two-finger organ recital of "We Three Kings of Orient Are."

The song wraps up with a nearly identical iteration of the lyrics. This is an important feature of the song, because, although numerous parodies have spawned over the days, perhaps the funniest thing you can do with it is carefully dub a second copy seamlessly onto the end of the first, and then a third, and so on to the length of the longest recording media you can possibly find.

The end product has the effect of driving aged stoners (the only kind you can persuade to listen to it) stark raving mad. They cannot figure out whether the song is just dragging on like they remembered it from years ago, or whether they are just really, really baked. After about a half hour (which is well under twice the length of the original song) tension levels in the room will start to rise, and you can have fun placing bets on which of them will decide they have had enough first.
God, waiting to renew your drivers license is like listening to "Ina Gadda da Vida."
by skids October 26, 2005
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gadonk

The action of multiple males, or shemales, fadonking on one other individual.
If Devin doesn't talk to his dad about our ride, we are going to gadonk him around the corner.
by Etchel April 12, 2007
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Gadafy

Punching someone square on the rectum.

Many times includes wrestling someone to the ground and holding him while the same person or another person punches the victim repeatedly directly on the anus.
My friend Justin tackled Emil and held him down with his anus up while Franco gave him a gadafy multiple times, poor Emil couldn't sit straight for a day.
by massive erection3 January 9, 2012
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