Frozation

Frozation is a state of which your body goes into being frozen slowly and it is totally unbearable and there is nothing worse. Freezing to death!

Lana said if this plane crashes on a mountain, to please sneak up on her and kill her and eat her first, as she would never want to die from frazation.

Frozation would be the worst way to die that I can think of, as freezing to death slowly, would not be something I would ever want to imagine.

by Lana-GigglesOverU March 1, 2009

frozen dick's chance in hell

no way, slim chance, not happening

There is no frozen dick's chance in hell that those two are getting married.

by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020

fresh frozen

Its like when the food is called fresh but like Gordon be like nah its not its frozen

Almost every food on Kitchen nightmares: Fresh Frozen

by iispendtomuchtxmeonnetflix September 30, 2020

frozen dick

A penis that won’t shrink back to normal size after an erection

You still have that boner? You have a frozen dick!

by Minecraft1238 February 12, 2019

frozen shoulder

The next step up from a cold shoulder, to totally and entirelly blow someone off.

I tried talking to her but she gave me the frozen shoulder.
On the drive home he gave me the frozen shoulder because i wouldn't buy him ice cream.

by Oscairo January 11, 2009

Frozen Eddie

The act of freezing fecal matter and inserting it in someones anus whilst they sleep.

Ross: Ouch man, I woke up with such a sore ass today!
Danny: Your mom probably gave you a Frozen Eddie.
Ross: Man she's such a douche!

by Daniel Lawless November 15, 2006

frozen african dildo

when you take a shit and mold it into a dildo shape and put it in the freezer and once its nice and stiff put a condom on it and please yourself

I had to go the bathroom but i was horny too so I took a crap and turned it into a frozen african dildo and then used it to please myself.

by lmaowords August 20, 2009