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Fridge Glare

(verb)

When the fridge hypnotises you and makes you belive there is something of your appetite inside, you stand motionlessly and zombified while you search for something edible, you shortly give up and walk away and become un-hypnotized
Fridge Glare-eg. -

* Tom walks up to the fridge and glares inside for a long period of time without moving or talking*

* Rob watches and laughes *

*Tom gives up looking in the fridge and walks off zombified*

(Tom was stuck in a trance of Fridge Glare)
by Anonymous Davies December 19, 2010
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Fridge laps

Trying every alcoholic drink in the fridge at the bar until you either do a full lap or pass out
Me and drongo played fridge laps last week I got so shit faced I fucked a tranny
by Drink baileys out of a shoe March 19, 2019
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Human fridge

A unit of a human that causes exacerbation and distress to colleagues and other unfortunate humans of which it chooses to interact. Commonly referred to as a tank or big old slut, the human fridge is one of which should be avoided at all costs. Nothing comes good of the human fridge.
by NewyIsMassiv March 14, 2017
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fridge love

1) falling in love with someone who you lost contact with already
2) accepting one's feelings for another after they can not be returned
3) realizing a fridge confession and developing feelings for that person in hindsight
Seven years after a fridge confession I got a break down as I developed a fridge love for a girl I will probably never meet again.
by lonarlunatic September 8, 2010
mugGet the fridge lovemug.

Fridge giggling

To have inhaled a large amount of food from the refridgerator while randomly pausing to laugh. After a day/ night of continuously drinking huge amounts of alcohol.
After Cortney finished binge drinking for the night she stumbled to the fridge and started grabing handfuls of food shoving it in her mouth and all you could see was her head pop up from the door for a fridge giggle. Then continued breathing in the food. Fridge giggling.
by burlypig June 12, 2011
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Fridge clit

The little thing that makes your lightblub go on and off when you open the door
She pushed in the fridge clit and the lightbulb went off
by Crazylady420 September 21, 2013
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Putting it in the Fridge

The act of shoving ice so far up your lady's pussy that it reaches her uterus. Making it so that when you stick it in her, it's like you're putting it in a fridge.
' Hey Bro I was putting it in the Fridge last night '
by BlueDragon198 July 27, 2016
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