A unit of a human that causes exacerbation and distress to colleagues and other unfortunate humans of which it chooses to interact. Commonly referred to as a tank or big old slut, the human fridge is one of which should be avoided at all costs. Nothing comes good of the human fridge.
by NewyIsMassiv March 14, 2017
 Get the Human fridgemug.
Get the Human fridgemug. When someone is to clumsy to confess their affections to you for you to understand.
When you realize what they wanted, the confession is usually void and worthless by then.
When you realize what they wanted, the confession is usually void and worthless by then.
by lonarlunatic September 8, 2010
 Get the fridge confessionmug.
Get the fridge confessionmug. A person who creeps around the kitchen late at night, sitting in-front of the refrigerator and eating anything in sight.
by anthro217 February 19, 2012
 Get the fridge gobblinmug.
Get the fridge gobblinmug. The act of shoving ice so far up your lady's pussy that it reaches her uterus. Making it so that when you stick it in her, it's like you're putting it in a fridge.
by BlueDragon198 July 27, 2016
 Get the Putting it in the Fridgemug.
Get the Putting it in the Fridgemug. by Batdoi  November 22, 2016
 Get the fridge bonermug.
Get the fridge bonermug. For the kids of Farmingdale, the name used to refer to Mini Bridge (a place to socialize, drink, smoke, and party in the middle of the woods) during the winter.
Yo dude, where we goin' tonight?" "Let's hittup Mini Fridge? I hear sh*t's goin down!" "Alright, I'll get the beer.
by Mini Bridge Goer November 16, 2010
 Get the Mini Fridgemug.
Get the Mini Fridgemug. The magical time of night when Millenials come out of their rooms to forage and exchange stories of their daily exploits of playing video games, strumming their guitars and binge watching anything their fellow-Millenials declare worthy.
It's Fridge o'clock, let's talk about Season 2 Episode 10 of Breaking Bad while eating the noodle salad mom made directly from the bowl.
by OKAY, Gen-Xer July 12, 2020
 Get the Fridge o'clockmug.
Get the Fridge o'clockmug.