French Bitch

A girl who likes to parade around her ability to speak French even though she isn't of French origin, didn't ever go to France, and judging by how ugly she is- has probably never even been French kissed.

Look at that French Bitch pretending she's more than just a dirty slut from Oregon.

by shayshayshazam December 2, 2010

French Lessons

deep throat blow jobs.

Amy offers french lessons, with a donation of course.

by rock_monkey17 August 27, 2009

french fries

the absolute love of my life.

I eat french fries for all 3 meals of the day.

by snootch87 March 1, 2005

French bread

Bread from Francethat's long, airy and crunchy. Good with mozzarella cheese and butter melted on top.

My little bro hates French bread...what's his problem?

by RatchetBoo July 5, 2003

french dispatch

Running up and punching someone as hard as you can in the anus.

"Would you French Dispatch Timothée Chalamet?"

by smokehousekid November 28, 2021

French sunglasses

When someone is lying on their back, you stand with your feet on either side of their head, and slowly squat down, lowering your ball sack onto the receiver's eyes. Be sure to slowly rock back and forth to provide a massaging motion, nice and gently because you are acting like a true French gentleman.

Her eyes were really itchy, so I gave her my French sunglasses for a few minutes and they soothed her itchy eyes.

Why does Jane look so satisfied? Ah, she was wearing some French sunglasses earlier, she must have really enjoyed them!

by UrbanDictionaryJimmy May 4, 2018

French Club

A group of people lost in life who get together on weekends and listen to Daft Punk, drink expensive wine, do coke, and wear mostly black designer outfits that they can barely afford. Some practice witchcraft and engage in sexual activities with married men. It's like living the Hollywood life but not so public.

Person: I was heart broken and lost so I joined the French Club. I think I'm happy now... at least I'm numb.

by coke daddy March 8, 2015