San Francisco 

Little cutty cove on the northern pacific.

"We got our own slang
But everybody took it
Now we goin’ dumb down the Av drivin’ crooked"

"Hey, what would u say the best city on earth is?"
"I'd have to say San Francisco"

San Francisco by Hannah Rachael January 14, 2008

san francisco show and tell

making out or otherwise getting it on

Me and Jessica drove to a secluded spot for some San Francisco show and tell.

san francisco show and tell by joshinfourcolours May 30, 2006

San Francisco Disco 

n. A sexual position achieved by lowering one's testicles into another's mouth, then the recipient twirls the scrotum around in his mouth with his tongue, resembling a disco ball or lights at a rave. Then the two proceed to rub each other down with soap suds while listening to Haddaway.

"Lasth night I enjoyed a San Francisco Disco at Thauliuth' houthe.
It wath phabulouth!"

San Francisco Disco by MC Derf March 5, 2008

San Francisco Handshake 

When 2 guys sit across from each other and give each other hand jobs.

Nick: Where are Jon and Jose?
Mike: Probably in Jose's basement doing a San Francisco Handshake.

San Francisco Handshake by MilMike15 August 2, 2008

Dirty Francisco 

The act of shaving oneself's eyebrows and replacing the eyebrows with streaks of their own fecal matter (or that of a sex partner).

Variations may include The Angry francis, The Shocked Francis, The Curious Francis (one eyebrow raised) or The Francis Jeter (fecal matter is rubbed below the eye to deflect glare).

Gerardo gave himself a shave and a Dirty Francisco before his blind date with Ramona.

Dirty Francisco by Bobbygee January 10, 2010

san francisco rail road 

A group of at least 9 well endowed males, preferably of hispanic decent, form a congo-like anal sex train creating a line. It is preffered not to attempt on humid and thunderous days. You should have at least one designated "spotter" becuase these events tend to go horribly wrong. Music is usually recommended listening to is Basshunter's Dota or Boten Anna for it livens the mood and creates more pleasurable anal sex experiance.

Man last weekend at my grandparents we had the most insane san francisco rail road, unfornately Nelson is still in the hospital.

san francisco rail road by Panda Lover August 3, 2008

San Francisco Marching Band 

Occurs when a group of males in close proximity, usually friends, urinates in a non-dark area; usually characterized by the ability (whether exercised or not) of one individual to reach out and grab another's skin flute while at the same time having his grabbed.

We were having a great time on bear island until the four of us all got up to piss at the same time. I felt like we were getting up and joining a San Francisco Marching Band.

San Francisco Marching Band by HunterCurtisJake September 30, 2008