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a reference to the newly created female genitalia after sex change surgery.
a flowerspud is a trans-gender vagina
by flowerguy October 10, 2013
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flowers

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flowers (always in plural)

something that's

a) a total mismatch in your current environment

b) a synonym for a lemon, i.e a useless, worthless piece of junk
boy a) flowers, in the fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center (wtf lines appear on his face), make no sense to me.Besides, are flowers human-edible?

boy b: i don't know, some retard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers alright, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.
by Uncle Dimma December 11, 2013
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Flowers waiting to bloom

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FWTB

A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.

A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.

Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:

A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and

B) Requires Zero work what so ever.

And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.
Bob:Just tell you mom were just "Flowers waiting to bloom" and that were at a delicate stage in our lives. now pass the bong
by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017
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flowers for men

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Nudes, booty pics and boobies.
Its too late to hang out but its the perfect time to send me some flowers for men
by rocheman July 4, 2017
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flowerscrum

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organic weed;usually rolled in small quantities. Very good.
fuck I’m all out of flowerscrum, everyone knows it the best weed.
by thatbitch84848 December 20, 2017
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Follouer

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Coming from the word follower,a follouer (pronunced as foyower) is a person that follows you in the street with the intention of fucking you. This is because in spanish "follar" is fucking.
Holy shit, Remi is a fucking follouer, his behind you ready to smack you
by 10h Awper July 12, 2019
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Flowerskirt

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A flowerskirt is a devious word used to describe an innocent-seeming person whose behaviour doesn't reflect, and is in fact opposite to, their true nature especially on topics like sex. Its double meaning refers both to the property of flowery skirts as a symboly of innocence and a skirt spread open like the petals of a flower.
Adam: Yo, don't come cussing in this Christian minecraft server!
Brosney: Stfu Flowerskirt, you send your girlfriend dick pics so much she told me she's worried.
by foolkid January 5, 2021
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