flat earth

The theory that the earth is flat. Any one who says this is either stupid or drunk. We all know the earth is shaped like an Asian girl with big tits.

Wow! The flat earth society has members from all around the globe!

by High_AF October 18, 2018

flatasstic

If a chick is otherwise fine but her ass is lacking, she's flatasstic. Usually used to reject an attempt to rate her as a dime.

Yeah, she's tight as hell but she's still flatasstic.

by Machete April 11, 2005

flatboarding

A form of skiing mastered by new skiers on thier first day. It consists of skiing down easy slopes without trying to turn. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also tai chi skiing.

Wow, look at that straight line, you're a master of flatboarding.

You really flatboarded that run.

by tai cheese August 9, 2008

flat tiring

the act of stepping on the backs of other peoples shoes causing them to trip or completely loose your shoe.

"Yo, did you see that kid flat tiring that poor kid in the hall?"
-"Yeah dude, he completely lost his shoe and all the people were kicking it around..i felt really bad for him."

by forkandspoon February 4, 2010

flat vanilla coke

The worst tasting soda ever. Might be the only time to buy a regular coke.

Guy 1: Hey dude have a vanilla coke
Guy 2: Alright
Guy 2: AW SH*T ITS FLAT!
Guy 1: Bro, I hate flat vanilla coke.
Guy 1: Lets get some regular coke.

by brettheawesome June 16, 2010

flat city

used to describe a party or other social occasion inhabited by a large amount of flat/small-chested chicks. In other words, a major letdown.

Dude, you know that rager at Cody's house last night? Flat City all the way. I almost regret going.

by M_88 December 5, 2011

flatbacked

1.Past tense of "flatbacking." To have slept (ie sexed) your way through something.

2. To have prostituted your way through something, either by trading for sex or by selling sex for money in order to pay.

"She won't be the first co-ed to have flatbacked her way through college." Ice-T (Law & Order: SVU)

by Country Girl Big City June 22, 2012