flude

the fetish, of having prolonged sexual intercourse with items of food

i made sweet flude to a doughnut and still had enough energy left to do a quiche!

by luke wuheeler March 10, 2007

Ned Flanders

Leaving fecal matter on one's upper lip in the style of Ned Flanders' mustache.

1) I totally gave my boss a Ned Flanders upon leaving my former place of employment.

2) Ned Flanders that ho.

3) I'm about to Ned Flanders you.

4) You hold him down; I'll give him a Ned Flanders.

5) I'll Ned Flanders your face.

by The Adventurers August 6, 2009

Flanders

A complete maniac, that will do anything for attention no matter the concequences. complete and total douch that has been an experement for birth with the use of drugs and parents tryin to find out what happens without the use of a condom...
Anyways, every social group has a "Flanders", Just pick out the person who is challenging the jacked guy at the mall just so people can think that hes tough while he talks mad trash, thats that groups "Flanders" and it now becomes there nickname.

Kody- So Frank what are we gonna do
Anthony- maybe we should go to the mall or somthing
Frank- Fuck that lets go make fun of Jewish people and spill drinks on marble floors so we can kick over the wet floor signs so we can laugh at people falling and hurting themselves.
Kody & Anthony- Your fucking retarded Flanders.

by P 3 N 1 S July 25, 2009

Flounder

To rub your bellend up and down repeatedly against someone's pouting lips

Rob? did you sleep with that girl last night?

Nah, but i floundered her a treat! She won't be needing lipstick for a while.

by Axe Wound 123 March 30, 2009

flounderina

A really bad ballerina
The opposite of fabbarina

'Corr, that's a bad Plie. What a flounderina'

by Jough December 27, 2007

Flounder Poundage

the act of beating a fish senseless and then eating it's flesh...er scales before it is dead. A step away from cannibalism-like behavior. Practiced worldwide by small tribes, toddler orphans, and ginger kids.

Brandon: I saw this guy by the river beating the shit out of this fish, and then he stuffed it in his mouth. He choked to death and died before the fish did, it was weird man!
Charles: Yeah, that's flounder poundage for ya.

by Stumpystumps June 28, 2010

Flounder

An entrepreneurial bottom-feeding investor who helps build a (usually high-tech) company with the intent to sell it, usually at the expense of those who made it successful. The modern term for "founder." Named for a fish that evolved both eyes to the same side of its head, to facilitate bottom-feeding and hiding from predators.

The company I worked for was great, until some of the founders proved to be flounders.

by Samandor January 24, 2015