Floof

To roll your eyes and huff

When I asked her to do something for me she floofed me and started complaining.

by JlynnieK March 26, 2009

floofy

something big, hairy, gross, etc.

ex. 1 : "ew, my hair is all floofy today!"
ex. 2 : "what's that ugly floofy thing in the toilet?"
ex. 3 : "why is your cooch all floofy?"

by xscottxamyxsamanthaxmariahx June 11, 2006

Floobs

Flabby Boobs On a Man Or A Fat Woman Lyk Becky !

Yoo Brooo Ur Floobs Are Bangin !

by pooswhy February 21, 2009

Floof

A fat ass lesbian whore.
No offence.

Girl 1: OMG! That girl is so fat! And she looks like she's flirting with that other girl...

Girl 2: That's cos she's a floof.

by Natasha B May 12, 2008

Floorsexual

A Floorsexual or Floorophile is someone whom has a great love of carpet. It was first discovered by a Fanfiction writer xXKanpekiXx, whom described Near (A child detective from Note) as a Floorophile.

It is often thought that Floorsexuals have with their carpet. This however is not true, they have what is called a "Flo ." No flooring is harmed during this.
Another commonly thought mistake is that they love all flooring. In reality, they only like carpets. Floorophiles (And I mean ) hardwood flooring.

They do not like going outside, because of the lack of carpet. And are usually pale with white hair.

They are not related to sheep, though have a very similar appearance. (Aka, nose to the ground, curly white hair, short)
"Invented" by xXKanpekiXx (Fanfiction & Livejournal) in the story "Bitch Stepped on my Floor Cake" which is currently on-going.

A young white haired boy is laying, face down on the carpet. This is a floorsexual.

by NowakiStar November 10, 2010

floofer

a fart which slips out making a noise like f-f-f-f-f-f-t

Was that a floofer or did something else cause the odor?

by 39zeke39 November 29, 2009

Flooff

A small section of hair that is untamed relative to the rest of the hairstyle

Flooff, Donald Trump, stray cats, Baby hair, Carrot Top, bed head

by The Flooff Twins October 21, 2008