flaming muppet

A person who has an inability to perform any task acceptably.

"Hand me that spanner over there...no the spanner not the sandwich, you flaming muppet!"

by Olly Poulter April 24, 2004

Flaming Cheetto

The act of tearing out one's pubic hair and placing it on an unsuspecting victim's shoulder!

Today in amination class Brandon flaming cheettoed Neil and some black guy!

by BtyBran357 June 11, 2006

flamablamablous

A word by certain people to describe something that is awesome, incredibly, or unbelievable.

That painting looks flamablamablous!

by beatlesrocker June 19, 2009

Flaming Leopold

When a male makes the mistake of trying to masturbate with icy-hot and ends up on the floor screaming like a little bitch from the pain.

Brian: I just teabagged icy-hot.

Nate: Why?

Brian: When I heard what a flaming leopold was, I just had to give it a shot....Now call me an ambulance or get me some peanut-butter and a rotweiler.

by Yes, Its Brian January 29, 2010

Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome

When u go to the bathroom and make a red hot Picasso painting from your ass.

After I went to Taco Bell I got the Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome

by Turkeymash August 18, 2014

Flamewanking

The act of jerking one’s cock to fast that the friction creates a flame

A: John got third degree burns the other day
B: Yeah I heard he was flamewanking

by Schwibnibbler February 18, 2022

In Flames

One of the best metal bands out there. Old albums are amazing newer albums arent as heavy. Definatly one of the best bands to to hail from sweden and maybe europe.

In flames kicks ur moms ass

by poooooooooooooooooop November 15, 2003