Fifty Spades of Grey

A spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey dedicated to teaching a manly man about spades and shovels for use in the yard. It's about infinitely manlier than FSoG and the movie is exclusive to men. Because let's get real here, yardwork is manly.

John: Hey, Joe, what're you reading?
Joe: Fifty Spades of Grey!
John: Ha, gay!
*Joe rips out a spade and beats John to death with it. He proceeds to take out another spade and bury John with it.*
Joe: MANLINESS POWERS, AWAY!
*Joe flies away*

by No Derps March 8, 2015

fixey

A bicycle with direct chain drive and no ratchet mechanism, such that it does not coast. Once common only on inexpensive children's bikes and on certain specialized racing designs, the fixey configuration has gained wider popularity with the general population, especially in urban areas.

The hipster rode his fixey down the hill, pedaling steadily and furiously to keep up with gravity

by ruralmaven January 17, 2016

frxtyzz

A man who is a simp, says he’s better at us at trashnite, he is sus idk how he vsn be so sus but he is, says this i have a life unlie you but im living rn soooooo. Main defenition better than someone at specific things

Im Frxtyzz than you

by Thic man 9969 October 28, 2020

frxtyzz

a poopy who sucks at fn

Frxtyzz is poopy

by Frxtyzz is a bot October 28, 2020

Fifty shades of black

A girl who's been with 50 different shades of black men

P1: Yo I've haven't seen Keisha since graduation bro
P2: Yeah she's fifty shades of black now bro. Too busy

by Badmanfromjonestown February 11, 2022

Fifty-three thousand to the minus tenth

A very difficult mathematical operation, which gives as a result 5.7179625e-48, which is a very complex number. A dumb mathematician said that this number is also the result of 1 to the second. That man was murdered soon after.

fifty-three thousand to the minus tenth is equal to 1 to the second.

by Myhuoseisadragon March 3, 2023

Buck Fifty Roller

A racing motorcycle such as a Yamaha R1 or Suzuki Hyabusa. They are called buck fifty rollers because they roll past 150 mph.

Those were some fresh buck fifty rollers going by on the highway!

by lumberJay December 6, 2010