fingering

To accuse someone of a misdeed to an authority (as in pointing your finger at someone).

"They found the broken window and asked John about it. He started fingering Manfred right away, so they let him go and hauled Manfred in to talk about it."

by Anonymus Bosch January 11, 2006

fingering

you havent noticed three hours have passed already and you're still tracing his facial features on your first date like a blind woman reading a novel that is both enticing and outrageous

"gosh bro shes been fingering me bloody face for fucking ages. silently, with closed eyes. you think she's alright?"

by Krkič August 24, 2020

fingering a vagina

Fingering a vagina is great but you know that you're not reaching max potential because you wish your dick was inside her instead.

Fingering a vagina was great, but I feel like there could of been someing more...

by DingusLover69 October 20, 2015

fingerling

When a girl fingers herself while simultaneously fangirling. This phenomenon is most commonly occurs while reading smut and other forms of dirty fan fiction.

A Directioner: "I was totally fingerling while reading After–the Harry Styles version of 50 Shades of Grey."

by OkeyDokeyThen October 23, 2014

Butter Fingering

When a women is finger-banged and butter is used as the lubricant. In Australia this may also involve eating the butter off a piece of toast.

"I was butter fingering you after class, It didn't mean we were dating!"

by HankyPanky420 February 24, 2009

fondering

Pondering about something while fondling yourself.

I just sat around today fondering about what to do tomorrow.

by chaingrabber January 10, 2015

finding a pencil

According to Charlie Brown, this is how to achieve happiness.

"Happiness...is...finding a pencil..."
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face

by Dave March 28, 2004