Fernia

A condition much like a Hernia except it is used when a fellow friend wants out of something and says he/she has a Hernia.

I can't go to yoga because I have a Fernia.

by Rheezie May 26, 2010

Fern

Fern is a very high tempered girl but can be sweet at times. She is very sassy and has a huge attitude but will always be there for you if you need her. She is extremley pretty and knows what she wants and how to get it. Her mood changes from day to day but she is normally happy. My sister is called Fern and she is this exact description and I’m pretty sure this description fits most other Ferns on the planet.

My friend: “Hey Fern!”
Fern: “Go away!”
My friend: “Why the attitude?”
Me: “Oh, she’s a Fern.”

by Charlotte Robyn July 18, 2020

Fernanda

She has the biggest cock

Friend: OH NICE COCK, GIRL
Fernanda: Oh, thanks

by Yesponto November 23, 2021

Patric Fernandes

(noun):A person who often tends to have a large penis and have a very intellectual and humorous personality. Women would be considered his occupation for they are all he does. Is a freak but have an intense romantic side. An all around great person to know.

Susie: Who's that?
Jane: Are you serious, that's Patric Fernandes! Haven't you seen what's in his pants and dangling between his knee's.
Susie: No, how big is it?
Jane: Let's just say there's a cucumber and two golf balls in his pants.
Susie: Oh my God, I definitely need to meet him.

by flakita69 December 13, 2009

Ferne

To take the day off work

"I called in Ferne today"

by Spike85 February 3, 2010

Fern

To conspicuously spy/creep on someone from a distance while hiding your face behind an object.

We were at the beach and he was ferning on girls from behind that restaurant menu. Everyone saw him though.

by cabaretebandit June 9, 2010

Fernando Tatis jr

Mlb shortstop, most attractive baseball player, batflips to the moon.

Non-baseball fan: Woah who's that?
Baseball fans: Oh, thats Fernando Tatis jr, the future best shortstop in the game and arguably the most attractive mlb player.

by mlb1030 February 24, 2021