I don’t eat pussy I’m fasting

You suck cock or don’t like vagina at all

I don’t eat pussy I’m fasting for cock

by I don’t like vagina May 4, 2018

Fainting Couch

A one armed coach. The name "fainting couch" originated in the 1920's when women wore their corsets so tight that they would faint due to loss of oxygen to the brain

Loraine, move out of the way. I'm light headed. I need the fainting couch

by skylarskank August 3, 2008

Farting a squirrel

When you blow cum out of your ass on the wall and then frame it as it stands

Jonny was busy farting a squirrel. It was beautiful

by j smithy December 26, 2010

fanning

When someone talks your ears into bleeding. When someone tells you every little bit of information they possibly can. This type of conversation is one sided and just when you think you can get a word in they immediately cut you off with more mumbo jumbo.

I was hoping to tell Megan my problem but she was fanning so much I couldnt get passed hello.

What a overwhelming talker, she is the is the fanning queen.

by The biggest Rague February 12, 2010

Dakota Fanning

A actress who started as a kid and singer. Not many people know it but she has a genius level I.Q. of over 200 which puts her in the same class as stephen Hawking,Albert einstein and Isac Newton ect. That is the main reason she got all those parts as a kid. Because she was so precosus and she learned to act so well beyond her years and knew so lines so well.

Dakota Fanning is a genius.

by Deep blue 2012 July 18, 2010

farting

shitting oxygen and methane vapors

i like farting on liberals like george bush and michael moore

by Bush is a liberal faggot too September 6, 2006

Dakota Fanning

A butt-licking brazilian wax whore, she prefers in acting in movies where she gets raped, such as Uptown Girls and Charlotts Web. She was dubbed the title, "A lazy ass ho" when she caught on tape taking a dump on Mel Gibson's chest. She then sky dived off the eifel tower into hulk hulgans man titties. She is known to enjoy websites that have to do with mudd falling and lemons having parties. She is also known to have nightmares of raging monkies having the willpower to do some real nasty stuff. She especially loves the brian the tennis player videos.

Dakota Fanning wishes she could eat her pet sloth.

by jonny k. September 7, 2007