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pigeon fancier

Someone who has sex with pigeons. Usually competes in the sport of pigeon racing. Such a person keeps pigeons sex-starved in an attic for ages, then takes them away on a sultry foreign holiday to a love nest and tries to fuck them in the ass. After this, the pigeons fly away very quickly back to the loft. In this way, people can get the pigeons to race each other to be the first back to the loft.

Probable inspiration for the notorious porn series Stop the Pigeon, in which Dick Dastardly and his dog Muttley tries to capture and rape an especially elusive pigeon.

Not to be confused with turkeystuffer, chicken choker, ravenraper, duckfucker or crowcrammer, nor with the more generic bird lover (see also chicken lover).
"Belgian police have swooped on the homes of pigeon fanciers, seizing large quantities of suspected performance-enhancing drugs." (report on the use of viagra)

"This blog charts the life and times of a somewhat cynical pigeon fancier who spends all his spare time either thinking about or racing pigeons." (website)
by Anuspounder June 12, 2008
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fanfiction

usually trash storys that are out of context and make my braincells hurt and i wanna unsee the fanfiction of reekid
me:*is having a good day*
fanfiction writers: bonjour
by joshdub October 22, 2020
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The Fanfare

A sexual act where you hum the beginning of the song "Victory Fanfare" into a sleeping persons ear, waking them up. Once finished the jingle, you ejaculate on the person and surrounding objects.

Bonus points if you throw rice or confetti after you have finished
The wife wasn't too happy when she got "The Fanfare" but she wasn't the one who leveled up.
by ntnearing July 28, 2011
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fanfiction

When writers steal the work of authors and re-create them as their own, but never comes close to the original. Good writers are nearly impossible to find amongst the millions of horrible piles of trashy writing, and even then, never do what the true author would have done. So ultimately it ends up being a waste of time. Everyone tries to convince themselves that fanfiction is okay, but mostly they're just being selfish pricks with no regards to the authors who have to deal with their horrible renditions contaminating the internet. Fanfiction authors do not realize changing a character's sexual orientation is flat out wrong and is akin to changing a character's race because you thought they'd be a cuter couple if they were both white instead. Even gay activists find the gay-twist to be insulting and idiotic. The only type of legal copyright infringement.
Fanfiction writer: i want to screw up a really good story-line with amazing characters, but I want them to all be gay
Reader: go for it! I'll lose interest once I realize how bad your writing is anyways.
by NotYourMommy April 2, 2016
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fanfuckineffintasticleizzle

Super troopers was fanfuckineffintasticleizzle
by zookie_szew April 3, 2008
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Fanfrickentastic

A word to describe something that is unfortunate, bad, suckish, annoying, frustrating, etc.
Crap. I forgot to turn in my essay. Fanfrickentastic.
by Sarcasm is the name. April 10, 2010
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Fanfuck

A term for smut fanfiction written by some weaboo who likes to imagine his favorite anime girls getting gangraped.
Did you read that Ash x Brock fanfuck with the anal bleeding?
by Gran.di November 1, 2008
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