Someone who has sex with pigeons. Usually competes in the sport of pigeon racing. Such a person keeps pigeons sex-starved in an attic for ages, then takes them away on a sultry foreign holiday to a love nest and tries to fuck them in the ass. After this, the pigeons fly away very quickly back to the loft. In this way, people can get the pigeons to race each other to be the first back to the loft.
Probable inspiration for the notorious porn series Stop the Pigeon, in which Dick Dastardly and his dog Muttley tries to capture and rape an especially elusive pigeon.
Not to be confused with turkeystuffer, chicken choker, ravenraper, duckfucker or crowcrammer, nor with the more generic bird lover (see also chicken lover).
Probable inspiration for the notorious porn series Stop the Pigeon, in which Dick Dastardly and his dog Muttley tries to capture and rape an especially elusive pigeon.
Not to be confused with turkeystuffer, chicken choker, ravenraper, duckfucker or crowcrammer, nor with the more generic bird lover (see also chicken lover).
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A sexual act where you hum the beginning of the song "Victory Fanfare" into a sleeping persons ear, waking them up. Once finished the jingle, you ejaculate on the person and surrounding objects.
Bonus points if you throw rice or confetti after you have finished
Bonus points if you throw rice or confetti after you have finished
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Fanfiction writer: i want to screw up a really good story-line with amazing characters, but I want them to all be gay
Reader: go for it! I'll lose interest once I realize how bad your writing is anyways.
Reader: go for it! I'll lose interest once I realize how bad your writing is anyways.
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