FLUMPKIN

Receiving a blow job while mowing the yard.

I was drinking tequila with this whoor and remembered I hadn't mowed the grass yet. So I hopped on my John Deer and she gave me a flumpkin.

by Nuts cifelli August 25, 2019

flumph

To feel tired and morbid amongst other depressed emotions. Usually used to summaries a shitty day.

"Hey Greg how was your day?"
"Fucking flumph leave me alone yer fanny"

by usmanisabitch August 31, 2019

Flump

The sound large penises make.

When you have a large penis and it just goes ”flump”.

by Eva Klebolwits July 1, 2019

Flumpkin

When a male is taking a mad dump and a female walks in and starts having intercourse while the male is shitting

“Did you hear George had flumpkin last night?”

“Babe give me a flumpkin”

by Bhdog44 October 10, 2019

Flump

My dog. I call her flump.

"She's a flump."

by Owner Of Flump October 16, 2019

Flumpy

Fat and boring

I met this girl on tinder, I knew she was fat from her pictures but it turned out she was just plain flumpy.

by Pgrogz November 13, 2019

Flump

When someone hugs you then and then grabs your bum and eats it of until there not hungry which then they will jump your mum for candy and kill your dad

I flumped your mum

by Dicksonary101 November 27, 2019