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Absolute Bitch

by Kevin_ September 4, 2019
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You Absolute Heap!

The moment when the "non-heap" can victoriously stand over someone and declare them "an absolute heap"
by Chunderboy October 29, 2010
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Absolute Unit

Something or Someone with enough charisma or power to make all mortals before him perish and can exterminate all forms of a problem with ease.
Robber: Put the money in the bag or I kill this bitch!
Officer: We need back up! He has a hostage!
Sheriff: Unload sector C-51.
*Massive wall opens up from the ground, releasing AU from his dormant slumber*
*Robbers instantly fall to their knees begging for forgiveness from the Absolute Unit’s spiritual pressure*
by yeetus that feetus March 30, 2019
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absolutely smack

A phrase meaning "unbelievably cool", "hella tight", and can be used when a good occurence takes place.
Chick: Dude! I just illed your mom in Tony Hawk pro Skater 4 and CS!
Dude: OMFG that's absolutely smack!
by otownispunkrawk July 22, 2003
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absolutely not

Decisively declining
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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Absolute Cringe-Worthy

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You are Absolute Cringe-Worthy
by GamerPog May 12, 2022
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