ass fries

someone who wipes their ass and doesnt wash their hands and touches random objects (such as walls or stairway rails) and some one else touches those objects and eats fries without cleaning their hands hence making those fries ass fries

Matt: Cherie you do realize you're eating ass fries cuz you touched that railing?
Cherie: I dont care!
Matt: All right I just wanted to let you know.

by Yacoob December 9, 2008

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freedom fries

oh, politics dont even enter into it. this is the most ridiculous and weak political maneuver ever.
A half-hearted attempt for politicians to show "patriotism" without actually taking any position or action.
And french fries were named after a Mr. French, who invented them. ..or maybe that's french toast. whatever.

Next time I go to a restaurant, i'm gonna order some french fries, french toast, a salad with french dressing, and a croissant.

by Bob Smithly April 19, 2003

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friend with fries

This phrase stems from the more common fuck friend, however it is a more socially acceptable term. It has the same meaning but with a twist. Let’s assume friendship is like a burger meal, and the fries are like the side order, you can take them or leave them. Friends with fries are friends who skip the main meal, but like to snack on the side.

He is my friend with fries.We meet on the weekends only for a fuck.

by Night Spark July 13, 2006

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Fried-brain

Someone who is stupid but thinks he/she is smart

"I cant believe that he actually thinks he's so smart. He's such a fried-brain."

by thatkindofperson May 13, 2014

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Fried Egg

A complete burn out, incapable of speaking correctly or completing assigned tasks.

Can also be used playfully among friends when describing someone as a stoner or the feeling of being very high.

"I wouldn't hire him, Tony. He looks like a fried egg."

"That hash I smoked had me feeling like a fried egg."

by J92 September 15, 2016

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