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Get the flops mug.A betting game were two participants get out their cocks and compare sizes regardless of location, the largest cock wins.
‘Hey, Jack fancy a game of flopout, £20 bet?’, ‘Sure’ (both flopout, Jack loses).
Landlord; ‘YOU TWO PUT YOUR COCKS AWAY NOW OR YOU’RE BARRED!’
Landlord; ‘YOU TWO PUT YOUR COCKS AWAY NOW OR YOU’RE BARRED!’
by Gooooooooosh April 24, 2023
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A rare contagious disease that causes multiple personality disorder causing those infected to act in strange ways. This disease is brought on by spending too much time in flops fantasy football or interacting with those who have been diagnosed with the disease
Yo what happened to jack he keeps telling me to kms and is claiming hes the Vice President? Oh you didnt hear he joined flops league and caught Flops league Syndrome.
by flops league knower August 2, 2023
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Get the Flopsweat mug.Where the lowest form of human species hide in their natural habitat and make the same unfunny joke, just for 13 year old Emily to respond with “HELP” and repost to all her other basic friends
They have one sided beef with a group called “daboys” who haven’t even been spotted since mid 2021. Which makes them look a bit schiz
Jokes may consist of “poosay”, overused tall Chinese lady clips, or some other dumb shit like that
If you ever spot a floptokker from a 10-mile radius make sure you come in with the bee-keeper suit because they do not smell nice!!
Watch out for words like “poosay” “slay queen pop off” “rose toy” “HELP”
They have one sided beef with a group called “daboys” who haven’t even been spotted since mid 2021. Which makes them look a bit schiz
Jokes may consist of “poosay”, overused tall Chinese lady clips, or some other dumb shit like that
If you ever spot a floptokker from a 10-mile radius make sure you come in with the bee-keeper suit because they do not smell nice!!
Watch out for words like “poosay” “slay queen pop off” “rose toy” “HELP”
Dad: So what type of videos do you make on Tiktok?
Daughter: I make Floptok!
Dad: ..I’m going to the store to buy some milk
Daughter: I make Floptok!
Dad: ..I’m going to the store to buy some milk
by ihavehairyballs February 25, 2024
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1: Hey, you know flopolol?
2: Oh yeah, that one guy who lost 4-1! Yeah, what a loser!
1: Wanna make out?
2: Oh yeah, that one guy who lost 4-1! Yeah, what a loser!
1: Wanna make out?
by Dewar Yallas March 1, 2024
Get the flopolol mug.Welcome to the sacred teachings of Flopology, a religion that extols the virtues of flexibility as the epitome of human athleticism. At the core of Flopology lies the worship of Mr. Flop, the divine deity who embodies the perfect synthesis of frog and human, blessed with unparalleled flexibility and grace.
Followers of Flopology revere Mr. Flop as the ultimate example of physical prowess and spiritual enlightenment. With the agile movements of a frog and the wisdom of humanity, Mr. Flop serves as the guiding light for devotees seeking to unlock their full potential through the art of flexibility.
In the sacred rituals of Flopology, practitioners engage in a myriad of practices aimed at cultivating flexibility in body, mind, and spirit. From yoga and tai chi to dance and acrobatics, adherents strive to emulate the fluid motions of Mr. Flop, transcending the limitations of the physical realm to reach new heights of agility and resilience.
Central to the teachings of Flopology is the belief that flexibility is not just a physical attribute, but a pathway to spiritual growth and personal transformation. By honoring Mr. Flop and embracing flexibility in all aspects of life, followers of Flopology seek to achieve harmony, balance, and inner peace.
Followers of Flopology revere Mr. Flop as the ultimate example of physical prowess and spiritual enlightenment. With the agile movements of a frog and the wisdom of humanity, Mr. Flop serves as the guiding light for devotees seeking to unlock their full potential through the art of flexibility.
In the sacred rituals of Flopology, practitioners engage in a myriad of practices aimed at cultivating flexibility in body, mind, and spirit. From yoga and tai chi to dance and acrobatics, adherents strive to emulate the fluid motions of Mr. Flop, transcending the limitations of the physical realm to reach new heights of agility and resilience.
Central to the teachings of Flopology is the belief that flexibility is not just a physical attribute, but a pathway to spiritual growth and personal transformation. By honoring Mr. Flop and embracing flexibility in all aspects of life, followers of Flopology seek to achieve harmony, balance, and inner peace.
by Rynnale April 8, 2024
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