Floppy Johnson

When you fail to put on a condom correctly, causing the chick to lose interest and say "just forget it," leaving you with a floppy dick

I couldn't get the condom on fast enough so she was like "ya know what? nevermind." Needless to say, i got a floppy johnson last night

by El Muchador April 26, 2010

Floppy Horse

when a horse is walking. a.k.a horse jangler

hey look at that horse jangler. i could also use the term floppy horse

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

Floppy Cloppy

A big saggy loose pussy that flops together when you run, and is looser than a wizards sleeve.

"Hey check out that bitch over there, she's got a massive floppy cloppy."

by carter12345678 September 29, 2011

floppy mcdoppies

shoes that are extremely old and trashed up, yet the owner insists on still wearing them

guy #1: "Hey man you ready to go?"

guy #2: "You're gonna wear those shoes!!??"

guy #1: "Yea what's wrong with them?"

guy #2: "Dude, look at your floppy mcdoppies! They look like they got dropped in a giant blender, sewn back together, ate by a dog, thrown back up by the dog, crapped on by babies, sanded with sandpaper, and beat up by mike tyson!"

by JMayzin September 13, 2009

Floppy Wobber

A flamboyant person. A rainbow.

He's such a Floppy Wobber

by Slobby Floppy Wobber April 28, 2009

floppy b

another name for the female rapper cardi b because she flopped

floppy b is the worst rapper

by petty.maraj May 28, 2022

Floppy Twat

A bastard or cunt who is stingy and doesn't help you when you need it.

Jake: Hey man, can I borrow one of your condoms for my hot date tonight?
Floppy Twat: No man, I don't have enough left.
(Floppy Twat knows he isn't going to use them, but makes Jake suffer anyway)
Jake: You floppy twat.

by Ahgodamit June 20, 2004