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FAIF

Free as in freedom, used in terms of free software (as opposed to freeware, which is free as in beer)
Opera's awesome, but I'd prefer something that's FAIF.
by Cyvros July 6, 2008
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failboat captain

A person who leads an effort doomed by its own stupidity and innability.
Some failboat captains and an honorable mention.

Arthur Anderson was the biggest failboat captain of modern times.
Many of the Roman Emperors. (Think: instead of, I will not negotiate with terrorists, think: Non spectabo cum tribus, or I will not meet with tribes.)
Adolf Hittler. (He was high too, maybe that got him promoted from ensign.)
George Bush narrowly avoid the title because America somehow survived.
by Montantanto January 28, 2009
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epic fail noob

A person who epic fails, especially in computer fighting games.
i.e. I was playing Halo 3 on XBOX with a mate of mine. i have an energy sword, and he just has a lame old pistol. i lunge at him, point ****ing blank, but epically miss. he just whips me once with his pistol, and pwns me in one hit. This, therefore, makes me an epic fail noob.
by T3h 133735t 3p1c f@1l n00b eva December 6, 2009
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fairy fail

a circumstance when a female thinks she has found the man of her dreams, and then the two break up quickly for a ridiculously stupid and petty reason.
Kilgore: Hey are Billy and Valencia still going out?
Eliot: No they were going strong for awhile, but then it just turned out to be a fairy fail.
by scotty.does.know April 24, 2011
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aids and fail

AIDS.

Acquired immune deficiency syndrome is a disease which is slow and painful to kill.

Its also a weight loss drug found commonly in Africa.

FAIL.

To fall short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved.

AIDS and FAIL.

Combine the two and you get a creamy delicious filling of slow and painful death by ones own incompetence and/or stupidity.
Jimmy: "I just posted up a new youtube video to my myspace account of me having sex with my stuffed toy collection!

Tommy: "Dude that shit is so lame that it's filled with AIDS and FAIL!"
by MortisNai March 8, 2008
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Epic Fail Troll

Someone who trys too hard.. and fails.. hard!!
camicio from alpha is an Epic Fail Troll
by jibbyjabby June 16, 2008
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Failbreed

What happens when two young people decide to have a baby.
1. Nina and Tyler were only fifteen but thought having a baby would be cool. Unsurprisingly, the result was a failbreed.

2. "See that dirty five-year-old in diapers crawling around the trailer court? Total failbreed."
by JAYN3 C0BB June 11, 2010
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