baby elastic

Condom for small penises

"That boys thang was so small I had to whip out the baby elastic!"

by Kouryuu February 26, 2017

ouchless elastics

for pleasure other than for hair...

Omg Scott did you put her elastics in your mouth!! MANLY that you used her elastics like that.
Ouchless elastics are superb man!

by ouchless elastics December 5, 2020

reki_eylashes

A very coolio tiktoker that makes tottaly swaggy videos reki_eylashes is a type of person who likes to make people laugh with their funny content and has a amazing dirty oikawa plush

"OMG HAVE YOU HEARD OF reki_eylashes?! THEY'RE SOOO COOL AND THEY MAKE MY DAY BETTER WHEN THEY POP UP ON MY FOR YOU PAGE"

by spooky_scary_swaggy October 27, 2021

jayda elash

no one likes her because she looks like a salted slug carcass, her hair colour changes every week, and her sense of humour is the same as a 15 year old boy. built like a centipede.

she reminds me of jayda elash, just a literal slug carcass

by pissdrinkspoonhands November 26, 2021

Yacking Eulah

The computerized voice of a busines's automated switchboard, the "out-of-service" recording.

I called, but I got a yacking Eulah instead.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Given that sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024