how do i even

basically when you get feels and you can't finish a sentance

person: Dan and Phil are in our city.
Me: hOW DO I EVEn

by phan5lyf January 29, 2016

do u even skate?

a response to when someone is attempting to do something and fails or is not as successful as they hoped to be at it, regardless of if it has anything to do with skating

bro how’d u not catch that, like do u even skate?

by heheitsgber May 11, 2019

The Ooga Booga Event

Was a massive battle during the caveman era. Not talked about bc history teaches are scared of the man himself. Foongus Shmoongus, son of Bungus Ungus. He fought in the war and never lost a battle. The war started bc Fulongus Shmongus owd Foongus a lot of money in a gamble, but he said, "You suck lmao!" This pissed off Foongus, so he kiiled Fulongus Shmongus, thus starting the war.

Jamarion: Have you heard of the Ooga Booga Event?
Quangle Wingle Wongle: No. What is it?
Jamarion: "Tells the whole story."
Quangle Wingle Wongle: Wow! That's really cool.
Jamarion: Ikr, I found it out by looking it up on the Urban Dictionary, the most trusted dictionary for any sort of research.

by Floopity Flop Flip, November 2, 2022

Evanston

A Suburb of Chicago It is unlike any other suburb of Chicago. Not to be compared with Heighland Park or wilmette it is about perfectly half upper-class and half poor people and gang bangers and drug dealers! Surprisingly all these kids go the same schools although most of the rich kids go to heaven and badasses go to kinglab and chute. If any kid from Highland Park, Wilmette or Parkridge were to spend a day in an Evanston public school they wouldn't be breathing! But all in all Evenston is a great town for all people and most of the people get alone.

Amazing town or anyone who comes out of that comes out is ready to face the world and has much street credibility and is been sheltered like Lake Forest, Parkridge, Highland Park, Wilmette and Skokie kids! Evanston is badass!

by Sniper250 March 5, 2015

Bob Evans Booty

A butt that is of superior quality, or a "well fed" booty. Often seen a restaurants such as Bob Evans.

"Damn Bryan, did you see the Bob Evans booty on that skeeze?

by sethsethseth October 20, 2008

Why is that even a brainer?

alternative phrasing for "it's a no-brainer", meaning, "Yes, of course, it's obvious."

"Go see the Hunger Games? Why is that even a brainer?"

by Doctor Science August 9, 2012

random chimp event

Has a 1 in 12 chance to occur every 24 hours.

Warning, a random chimp event is in progress

by Sparkee_ February 8, 2021