english joint 

hand-rolled cigarrettes laced with marijuana. sometimes called "work pot". its supposed to get you high but not so high that it will make you unproductive.

oi! give the lad an english joint and get him to work on that tune!

english joint by adamramone October 3, 2007

English Shower 

An alternative to showering. Instead of having a normal shower, using shampoo and soap, you have an English shower, which consists of covering your fetid body with deodorant.

Fuck, I stink and I have no time to wash, I guess I'll just have to have an English Shower

English Shower by Gareth88 April 24, 2006

English grammar 

English grammar should be pointed out with correct and accurate terms.

Yo see me, Youll do so l8r, trust me on 'dis!

English grammar by Popoi June 23, 2004

English Earmuff 

When you're done have hardcore sex with a girl you take a shit in your hand and slap her in the ear with it

After i was done with that whore i english earmuffed that bitch

English Earmuff by english earmuffin all the time November 9, 2010

english brunch 

A sexual act; when a dude titty fucks his girl backwards with his ass in her face and she eats out his anus.

Hey stud, I'm jonesing for an english brunch!

english brunch by CG Spicer June 21, 2006

English Pig 

Someone who acts as if they are British, when they reside in another country.

"I may be German but you're an English Pig"

"Hey Chris, you're an English Pig"

"You live in Canada and have a British flag Tattoo, dude you are a dirty English Pig"

English Pig by Monkey Peanut December 9, 2008

English Twins 

Siblings born on the same day, but one (or sometimes two) years apart.

Possibly a play on the idea of "Irish Twins"

The brother and sister share a birthday; they're English Twins.

English Twins by Ollie794 December 11, 2016