with the urgency of an emergency tampon

This is a phrase that indicates a very serious situation that is on a urgent timeline - it needs to be fixed NOW

As Ally jokingly posted a manipulated image of one of her friends appearing fatter than she was on the Gram, she recalled said friend had multiple embarrassing real images of her. So, with the urgency of an emergency tampon, she removed her post and then shared a flattering image of her friend, who was named Abby btw, and tagged it "Bad Bitch!"

by von groovy July 9, 2024

song emergency

A sudden unforeseen composition that calls for immediate action from an artist or band. A musical state of crisis triggered when a composer plays a hit song or demo for the first time and the listener is blown away. A crescent-fresh jam resulting in an urgent need for people to hear it as soon as possible.

“Now that’s a jam! We better call someone. This is a song emergency!”

“I’ve heard some of your other songs but ‘Ladybug’ is a Song Emergency. That groove blew me away. Forget the album. Drop the single..”

by anonymous June 3, 2023

Emergency food

Not PAIMON!

Paimon is not emergency food!

by Nion_YT March 6, 2022

Emergency Top

Emergency Top (noun, slang): A gay man who typically prefers the receptive (bottom) role during sex but is willing to take on the insertive (top) role when circumstances require it—such as when no one else is available to top or when the situation calls for flexibility.

“He’s a total bottom, but when his boyfriend was sick, he pulled through as an emergency top.”

by drewtini June 22, 2025

Emergency playlist

Music playlist on your phone/ipod/laptop that you only play when your in a bad mood

Parent: Get up to you room right now !

Me: Time for some heavy listing from the emergency playlist

by The Lads 101 May 15, 2014

Emergency socks

That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.

Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.

Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.

Bro 1: Nice~.

by Mathlete007 August 30, 2015

Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024