Jizz Dumpling

Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.

-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?

-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.

by IodineJupiter October 26, 2018

Dumpling

When a poop session is rushed and you’re only able to push out the tip of the ice berg.

I had to take a monster poo but my girlfriend rushed me so I only left a few dumplings.

by BigBodyBugatti July 12, 2018

Soup Dumpling

When you cum in your homie's ass and when you pull out it partially prolapses, thus resembling a soup dumpling.

Fred gave him the biggest soup dumpling of his life, he couldn't walk after.

by I Lyk Gaymans November 1, 2020

dumpling

chip for gods sake its just a pussy

my bean sprout grew when aroused by the dumpling

by pulledpetersandwich July 10, 2018

dumplings

another one of the few perfect ways of describing someones testicles
Yes, they look like dumplings anyway and they feel like dumplings, why not suck em bitch?

I kicked him so hard in the dumplings he started bleeding.

by Factomatics October 15, 2022

Moroccan Dumplings

The action of a a man or woman shitting in a tissue, tying the end up and laying it on one pals eyes, then the moisture drips through the tissue onto your pals eyeballs creating pink eye, use one Moroccan Dumpling on each eye to create the best effect

Steve: "Dude i gave my girl some Moroccan Dumplings when she fell asleep last night"
Luke "Dude that's fucked up but fucking mad as"

by Morrocan March 17, 2016

Dumpling Pimp

When you are from New York, you are a streamer, and you make the best dumplings in town.

That NY Stallion is a straight dumpling pimp.

by Shamwowedyou November 22, 2024