Social distancing

When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.

Guy: *stammers* "Can I number get your.."

Woman: "Social distancing! Give me 6 feet."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

Social Distancing

Online School,Not near a packed community.

Social distancing is boring

by LilTankman April 4, 2020

urban distancing

To avoid a former best buddy because of a banal quarrel.

Within a small town quite a challenge.
Sets all your friends under pressure because the one who is doing "urban distancing"

expects that you are acting the same way he does to his former buddy.

If you don't follow him doing "urban distancing" - he will leave in a huff.

He is urban distancing him again.

"Why are you urban distancing me?"
"He you! Are you doing a little bit urban distancing again?"
"Stop urban distancing him! You are both my friends!"

by princess2020 May 25, 2020

distanceism

something audrey does because she doesn’t love me, pls babe i’m begging u one more chance

“olivia is my favourite girlfriend”
-“i thought i was your favourite”
“because ur in england”

-“that’s distanceism”

by audreysfavegf February 26, 2022

harking in the distance

To have failed as the "fail whale" has.

"Hark... in the distance... the fail whale!"

"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"

by dannyjeffers October 11, 2008

social distancy

When you are out with your mask on, keeping a safe two metre distance and see Covid19 rule breakers everywhere.

Hey where is your visor?? That's not very social distancy is it???

Karen tried to high five me before, I said "Karen, that's not very social distancy, elbow bump woman!"

by lolo.24 November 25, 2020

Long distance coworkers

Friends or precious acquaintances who begin working for the same company but do not work together

"I thought she applied to your job"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"

by ginabun April 14, 2022