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Directioners

The absolute shittiest fan base to ever walk the planet. They're hated among the metal community for their horrid actions and hideous attitudes. Most Directioners question why no one likes them when it really is quite obvious.

Most Directioners like to think that they're funny by being rude and cruel to others, when really they're all just a bunch of butt hurt pre-pubescent twelvies. Most likely, if you act like a majority of Directioners, you probably need Jesus.
Directioners: Alex Gaskarth should kill himself because he's an emo fag.

Directioners: Mitch Lucker probably killed himself because he's a weak emo fag.

Directioners: Mitch's 5 year old daughter should kill herself because her dad was an emo fag.

Directioners: LET'S TREND #1DTOWARPED2013 TO PISS OFF ALL THE "SCENE" AND "EMO" KIDS

Everyone Else: Fuck you, you ignorant little twats.

Directioners: Why does everyone hate us?
by herpfagg0t January 5, 2013
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One Direction

The best band throughout the entire world! Made up of 5 incredibly gorgeus boys who have amazing humour and banter (Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan & Zayn Malik"
As a matter of fact the 5 boys are so damn sexy that the world may well end because we can't handle they're sexiness and amazing voices.
Directioner: "OMG! It's One Direction!!! THEY'RE SO FUCKIN SEXY! fkjwf qdhvbeuv i think i might die..."
by ThisIsDirectioner December 17, 2011
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Directionator

One of those One Direction fans, but apparently not. Who gives a shit, they're both annoying as fuck.
One Direction fan: "Hey, you're not a Directioner, you're a Directionator! we don't like you because you're anew fan! Waaah!"

Everyone Else: "Who cares."
by Regular_Joe July 18, 2012
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one direction

5 sex gods that give teen girls sexual frustrations, indescribable feelings, and put them in fragile states.

Tumblr fans know everything about them. If you question their omniscience or love for the boys, they will shove carrots up your bum.
One Direction puts me in a fragile state.
by Tumblr fans know June 27, 2012
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Directioners

People who love five wonderful boys, One Direction. They are very dedicated to them, and will do anything for them. You will know if you are talking to one if they use a face with"¡(" and ")¡" in it.
Sydney and Bailey:Omg! I saw Kevin today! ¡(°•°)¡

Bob:You are are an Directioners?
by SydeySmith565 March 29, 2013
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Directionators

Directionators (also known as anti-directioners) are people who openly dislike the boy band One Direction. Normally, it's their music they'll detest, but some hardcore directionators will accuse the members of 1D of being talentless, ugly, etc. Directioners consider Directionators "Jealous" of the group and will often send death threats or torturous "promises" their way without thinking twice.

Beliebers (fans of Justin Bieber) often act the same way as Directioners, and target their rage towards "Non-Beliebers".
Directioner: "OMG DIRECTIONATORS ARE SOOO JEALOUS OF ONE DIRECTION THAT THEY CAN'T SING LIKE THEM. YOU GUYS BETTER NOT CLOSE YOUR EYES TONIGHT!!!"
Directionator: "woah... chill out. And, aren't you, like, 11?"
by max the electropunk guy October 1, 2012
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jiffy lube directions

Directions given using solely Jiffy Lubes as landmarks. Best used in cities, where there are at least 20 Jiffy Lubes on every major road.
Guy Number One: "Yeah, you drive about a mile down 82nd ave until you've passed 2 Jiffy lubes, take a right at the second one and my street is the third one down."

Guy Number Two: "Sweet, I'll be there in fifteen minutes. I definitely won't get lost using those Jiffy Lube Directions."
by Brieeyeball July 7, 2007
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