dingleberry

Dingleberry in Australian locality, refers to a national wholesale open-access data network project with both wired, and radio communication components rolled out and operated by NBN Co Limited. As the largest infrastructure project in Australia's history, it has been the subject of significant political contention, technological musical chairs and extensive delay deployment of the originally intended goal (to provide working and usable internet) for many years to come. This has resulted in the metaphorically definition of NBN as a small lump of poop, that's hangs with no sight of its intended destination.

Internet access has been disconnected all together after an ultimatum was sent via a postal letter from a company called NBN that states I must connect to it immediately. Despite hesitation, I agreed to connect to the new network lines but was then told I was not able to do so as work had not even commenced. Then I was told the old access couldn't be reconnected due to poorly explained bureaucratic reasons and I was left for months with no re-connection date. After some more months passed, you finally connected me to your new upgraded line although I have noticed that I am now being charged for speed based data that isn't capable of doing even half of the speeds claimed and is actually worse and less consistent the previous line that worked fine. ISP's have changed their Australian product range to offer consumers a dingleberry.

by i0iii0i0 November 28, 2017

DingleBerries

another way of saying testicles in a family friendly way

Person one : Bro my DingleBerries Hurt so much
Person Two: What does that even mean dawg

My DingleBerries Are So Itchy i need to goon

by NuclearWarhead August 13, 2024

Darwin dingleberries

Usually between two humans (men or those w hair rump holes) where they clean each other like primates and vacuum the debris in one’s rump hole

Had a Darwin dingleberries sesh w a good homie who could t get the debris off there backside

by Grizzle Mac mommy’s September 26, 2023

Dingleberry

The noun, Dingleberry, is used to describe the faecal matter attached to the hair surrounding and inside the anus.

Emrys made the sofa smell by sitting down with his dingleberry-coated bum

by FlacicdOtter May 20, 2019

Dingleberry

A doo doo chuck that mostly old;elderly people get from not wipin they ass properly

"Im going to check this area for the surgery"

"Eww! Wtf is that a dingleberry!!"

by Rhyrhy12384 April 2, 2017

Dingleberry

An EUC device. It looks like it's dangling off of your ass like a dingleberry. Especially when you sit on an EUC

Look at that guy riding the EUC over there. It looks like a dingleberry hanging off of his ass. He looks like such a turd

by Plissken Snake April 25, 2021

dingleberries

A small piece of excrement hanging on one of someone's buttock hairs, which will not fall off.

"Ladies and gentlemen, dingleberries on parade." (said by Jeff Conaway as Kenickie Murdoch in the 1978 romantic movie musical "Grease", while some athletes are running laps at Rydell High School's sports field).

by RFJW July 14, 2021