Charles Dickens

An asshole author, who saw into the future and wrote shitty books to punish young souls. Ex: A Tale of Two Shitheads (Cities)

guy 1: Dude yesterday i finally finished sparknoting A Tale of Two Cities. It sucked!
guy 2: I know man, if Charles Dickens (Dickhead) was still alive, i would shove his books up his ass.

by dopeboy10 February 11, 2009

dickens

sexual intercourse; aka "givin some dick"

girl: "Damn I had a rough day. I need a good dickens"

by MoSpeed July 10, 2004

dickerations

outfitting of the penis with ornamentation for national holidays. not piercing but ornaments

dickerations can include:

christmas: lights or ornaments hanging from the male member.
or
flag day: flag of your choice hanging from the love sword.

by double mint cum December 21, 2008

Dickerman syndrome

The uncontrollable Urge to undress the guy in front of you during class while making alot of noise and twitching.

Wow that guy must have Dickerman syndrome hes twitching and making alot of noise behind ted.

by Crazykev12 February 21, 2011

Chicken McKrisper Dickens

v. To insert ones big toe into thy fair maidens gillyhiggens and then giveth a taste to whomever shall be in want of receiving such a wondrous treat.

A: Hi, I'd like to order a Chicken McKrisper Dickens.
B: Cool. Do you want fries with that?

by BurnadetteMcPhereson September 25, 2016

Dicker

A self-centered douche bag.

Did you see that guy in the Affliction t-shirt, what a dicker.

by fricker dicker April 12, 2010

Dickens

To do something with speed and neccesity.

"TYLER! BID LIKE THE DICKENS!"

by Dr.Squintum September 30, 2009