Beetlejuiced in Denver

When your local politician gives you a hand job at a local theater of a Broadway touring show.

Lauren was so impressed with her date that she beetlejuiced in denver while watching Beetlejuice, in Denver.

by Crazydudemanbro July 25, 2024

Denver Dashboard

When you find an unlocked vehicle and defecate on the dashboard so that it can be seen through the front windshield.

“Hey Regina, this guy parked like an asshole and the door is unlocked. Keep a lookout, Paulie is gonna give them a Denver Dashboard.”

by Phat Paulie July 30, 2025

apartment in denver suburbs

Acronym for AIDS (A-partment I-n D-enver S-uburbs)

Do you have an Apartment in denver suburbs?

No, im clean!

by Kanye Weeze February 1, 2010

Denver Hangover

What you get after a night of smoking really good weed.

I have a Denver Hangover from that dank kush we smoked last night.

by The Fred man September 20, 2019

Denver Goodbye

An especially memorable sexual encounter just before parting ways with a loved one.

My girlfriend just texted me and told me she just got wet remembering the Denver goodbye I railed into her a couple months ago.

by Taetae4fun January 21, 2024

Denver Nobel

Denver is a boy who is destined to be with a girl starting with A, preferably an Abbey. He falls in love after years of meeting each other even though the girl has been obsessed at first glance.

Girls starting with A and ending in Y are my loves - Denver Nobel

by EEAC September 19, 2022

Denver Gold Rush

When a you takes twice the amount of prescribed laxatives and runs through the streets screaming, "I'VE HIT GOLD!" All the while you are violently shitting hot steamy liquid out of your bunghole.

Lil Wayne: Sup foo' , whats going on?

You: Nothing much, I did just Denver Gold Rush my hometown and get arrested for public indecency.

Lil Wayne: Yo, that's frit

by Denver Country Club December 11, 2018