data lakehouse

It's like a data lake and a house. With AI pushing all the limits, data lakes are not enough. You need a data lakehouse to keep all your ones and zeros together and LLM'd to the max.

We tried everything to get our chatbot to get smarter, but the data lakehouse provided the connectivity and bandwidth we needed.

by jmacofearth October 6, 2023

Data Poisoning

When your social skills, personality and mental/physical health are heavily affected due to spending way too much time on your PC and never stepping out of the house.

I used to have data poisoning but then I felt the light of the sun

by supremejuiceman September 23, 2021

Data Centers

Oh is that sponging up all your fucking electricity? Didn't the guy who invented that say "Dedicated power source, nuclear energy (specifically)?" Oh! YES! I did! I remember cus I was there when I did it.

Hym "I mean, I quoted you 15 years and it takes like 5 years to make a nuclear reactor. See, they're- Guys! Do not fucking call me! I have debt collectors and I am not trying to risk having to talk to these motherfuckers right now. Damn I hate phones. The phone is literally the worse part of the phone now. Everything about phones is better than using the phone for it's original intent. But they are not doing that right. I said dedicated power source for the data centers but the 'stealing' was more important than the 'doing it right' part on that one."

by Hym Iam October 16, 2025

logging data

Taking your log (your penis) and shoving it into some data (a girls vagina). Slang amongst computer nerds.

Ronald: "What were you doing last night"
Hamburgaler: "I was logging data"
Ronald: "Oh awsome!"

by Computer John March 10, 2012

data

So you hate me right now and your knees are hurting? ☺️ Is that correct

Just trying to filter info out of data

by Krkič September 18, 2020

Data

The best people at Otaniemen lukio who are passionate about sciences and derivation. Data doesn't get laid.

- I just met a very very smart person. I think they were a data!

by orangeocelots November 22, 2021

data horvester

a website that closes down if it isn't able to get extra income from "choose the chimneys" 3x3 grid

the website we used was a data horvester, it doesn't exist any more. they must have got cheesed off that people weren't prepared to give them extra income from data harvesting

by Dan 060 October 4, 2021