Masturbation. An expression widely used in Scandinavian countries, though translated into the local language. For example: går till en Danska (Sweden), går til en Dansk (Norway), menee tanskaksi (Finland).
by riggbeck September 2, 2018

Danish samar is a person who is always sad thinking about her ex because he is chutiya a big ass hole but matter of fact is that he is #dilwala
Person1:look there such a nice guy
Person2:what danish samar a nice guy impossible he is #kulla which makes him more special
Person2:what danish samar a nice guy impossible he is #kulla which makes him more special
by Chris12560 June 9, 2019

You don't want to be Danish.
by VincGuy March 24, 2018

When you have a turd hanging halfway outside your anus, and you slap your ass cheeks together. It creates a distinct splatter effect, similar to closing a book really fast. Usually used by the Danish.
AlberteWise: Hey Tyrone, I gave your bitch a warm Danish Book the other night, she stanky asf
Tyrone: You cool ass cracker
Tyrone: You cool ass cracker
by KevinSpicey November 1, 2017

When a group of people gets naked together and lieths down together preferably on the floor. Should be a equal amount of girls and boys, and 5+.
White fly guy - Hey, there's shit to do!
Random - Yea i feel you man!
White fly guy - So let's hit up some danish fortress?
Tool - no imma pass today!
Random - Yea i feel you man!
White fly guy - So let's hit up some danish fortress?
Tool - no imma pass today!
by valpo swede November 19, 2011


I bought a danish the other day, it tasted great.
That danish is far better than the general store version.
That danish is far better than the general store version.
by Ssatuo January 1, 2022
