Dorito

A chip/nacho that comes in various flavours, it comes most commonly in a triangular shape, but sometimes it can fold or break.

Davie: Yo pass me the doritos
Kayla: What kind? Cheesy or Roulette?

by nbc news, your local fake news August 12, 2018

Dorito Hands

The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.

The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.

Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.

by hso_00 October 4, 2018

doritoz

To get your dick sucked while the sucker eats doritoses.

- Oh shit man, my dick hurts so much since my girlfriend doritozed me!
- What flavour?
- Xtra Spicy Hot.
- F

by The Galbert July 13, 2019

doritoes

where one would place their feet into an empty Dorito's bag and powder their toes with the dust, then proceeds to have their toes sucked by one or more partners

Jenny was freak, she had my doritoes cleaned in like 20 seconds!

by danny doritoe July 28, 2019

Dorito

Part of a Wankel Rotary engine (the rotor), jokingly referred to as Doritos, because of its triangular shape.

Person 1: What engine do you have in your RX-7?
Person 2: Doritos, obviously.

by Youkiddingme October 9, 2019

Doritsexual

Doritsexual is when men and sometimes women (lesbians) are turned on/aroused by Doritos and Dorito themed merchandise

Oi mate did you here my nans doritsexual.

by Louis is a nonce December 27, 2019

Dorito

What that dude on Woods Road in St. Leonard named his junk. You know that dude with the big teeth and his older brother used to beat everybody up. That Dude.

Any other Dorito lickers out there besides my wife?

How many Doritos can you fit in your mouth?

by FarmRoad June 30, 2020