don't be such a sputnik

A sputnik is a guy who orbits around a woman, pretending to be her friend, with the ulterior and covert motive of becoming her lover.

Sputnik is a reference to the first artificial Earth satellite. Similar to the satellite that orbits Earth, the guy orbits the female friend, hoping for more. Therefore, he is an orbital.

Max, don't be such a sputnik! You do her homework daily but haven't even asked her out yet.

by keepexploring April 28, 2020

Don't blame a clown

Don't blame a clown for acting clownish, if you keep going to the circus!

Don't blame a clown for being a clown.

by I, Wreckerrr April 28, 2021

Sloppy Don

When you're the unknowing and unwilling recipient of a sloppy seconds.

She said she wasn't cheating on me and we had a huge fight, then had angry make up sex, but she'd just hooked up with a dude right before and gave me a Sloppy Don.

by FootPenis13 October 17, 2021

don't get above your raising

don't forget where you came from

As you move forward in life, remember ...don't get above your raising! Never get too big for your britches!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 28, 2022

Real niggas don't fold

They won't snitch on themselves or others

Man I'm not no snitch real niggas don't fold

by OG t money July 28, 2016

Big ass and brass don't mix!

Translation: Brass stripper poles aren't for overweight butts!

Girl, no way in hell am I jumping up on that stripper pole! You know big ass and brass don't mix!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 16, 2022

Don't Stop Me Now

A song by the most amazing band in the world, Queen. The song is so fucking upbeat and happy that i accredit it for single handedly pulling me out of a horrible depression. Why be all depressed for no reason when Freddy Mercury was DYING from AIDS (and still made a song as happy as this)? There's worse shit in the world than your own.

Emo Kid: My mommy doesn't love me, I'm going to go cut myself QQ

Me: FUCK OFF TWAT I'M LISTENING TO QUEEN, DON'T STOP ME NOW!!!

by Tyluhhh October 7, 2008