"Long-Dirt, is the look one achieves when they don't have enough facial hair to grow a beard. Their face has these little patches of hair, like weeds invading your yard.
by verobeach1970 September 17, 2014
The act of pressing your butt cheeks against a sliding glass door and proceeding to take a shit, if done correctly it will look like a shit dog between two buns
by TheBigBill August 10, 2016
"She began to hug tightly to Karkat as she plunged her jade-spade as deeply as possible into Karkat's dirt dispenser."
by lMPA September 29, 2013
Oh man!! Cashman says he rafted down Mel's Dirt Canyon. She was crying like a baby by the time he was done!
by Jiminy Criquette September 05, 2007
When you capture your fart in your closed hand, raise it to your friend's nose and open your hand with fingers pointing to the sky.
by coug dude May 17, 2015
That drug dealer is curb dirt.
by Garry Gallegos September 07, 2008
Person 1: Fuck this im out.
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-
by Imagine being alive. Amirite? February 21, 2021