curtis moment

when someone named curtis says something that is gay, stupid, hentai/weeb related, or acts completely oblivious to the current conversation/current event

'bro thats a curtis moment' 'lets hope we don't get a curtis moment tonight'

by yuh4132 June 16, 2020

Curtis T

When you shit your pants on accident and stuck your finger in it and smell it. Then you hand it off to your lady to smell while she's washing dishes.

Bruh, the other day my girl was mad at me so I gave her the ol Curtis T.

by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025

Patrick Sodapop Curtis

Sodapop is the middle child of the Curtis'. Is in the book" The Outsiders" by S.E. Hinton. He's sweet, loving, and carefree. He's so cute too. Very cute. I mean, have you SEEN the man. He's amazing. He's is so fine. We all love Sodapop

"Patrick Sodapop Curtis is the best greaser. You can't change my mind. He's so cute."

by Kai10101010101010101 September 25, 2022

Curtis

A fat poo poo head

Curtis is such a fat poo poo head and he won’t come get HSPs with us

by GoofyAhhUncleProductions September 25, 2022

Curtis Beefy

Curtis is so beefy he can break down any door. Especially women’s doors ;)

Kristian: Ur not beefy enough to open this door!
Curtis Beefy: No.

by Beefydestroyer July 6, 2021

Curtis

Has the biggest cock and biggest personality in the world

Wow Curtis has such a cock and is sooo cool

by Curtis124432 November 5, 2022

Dirty Curtis

When you're trying to wipe your ass and your asshole pinches off a piece of toilet paper and sucks it up inside.

I got a Dirty Curtis when I wiped my ass and had to shit it back out.

by anonymous October 11, 2025