curtain fapping

that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.

When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping

by MissLegal November 4, 2012

tuna curtains

When he needs to peal the crust off of your pussy flaps and it smells like straight tuna.

"Baby you might have to see a doctor."
"Why?"
"You got tuna curtains."

by Stan Key Bousi March 2, 2020

Boob curtain

When your hair is so long and luscious that you can pose naked in photos and it covers your boobs

Hillary wants her hair so long, she can have a boob curtain.

by CinnamonSeudonym February 1, 2019

curtain crawler

A young child that is at the age of walking. It comes from using curtains to hold on to. The age can extend beyond the learning stage.

"Daddy's little girl took her first step today."

"So now you're my little curtain crawler."

by cryinmybeer September 7, 2009

curtain twitching

Female masturbation

Emma enjoyed an evening of curtain twitching.

by EmmaCrawford March 10, 2014

Clogged Curtain

A slang term for Hermaphrodite or transvestite.

A penis nub in exchange for the clitoris.

Yo, did you just see that clogged curtain walk by?

by chawchii13 March 29, 2010

Crazy Curtains

When a woman farts so hard while sitting on a hard surface it blows up the front over her pussy and makes her pussy lips flutter.

"I was sitting on a chair and farted so hard the other day I got crazy curtains."

by SgtFury March 16, 2021